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    Good on ya mate.
    Sounds like he might think twice about pulling shit like that again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Yeah, the exact same thing happened to me last year. I split through a long line of traffic at a red light and the guy in front in his SS Commodore thought he would take it upon himself to teach me a lesson. At green he burned rubber but I still got ahead. He caught up later and swerved at me while swearing and giving me the fingers. Then we came up to a red light. I got off my bike and opened his door... One broken nose, a fractured jaw and a cut eye. I was off work for a week.
    You really should have kept your helmet on...
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    Nah good on ya. I couldn't be that fucked, i have too modes in that situation. Fuck you cock-open throttle-dissappear. Or
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBR97 View Post
    He was a complete fuck wad, he was just a little man in a bad mood and thought he could use his van and fuck every one else off,
    but he did look rather upset when I left
    And to think just the other night they were attempting to prove small man syndrome was an incorrect stereotype on TV... how ridiculous... we all know it's spot-fucken'-on...
    If it wasn't for a concise set of rules, we might have to resort to common sense!

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    Oh how about this?
    When the driver is behind you (at the lights), you do burnout and smoke-screen him? lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJKDDORAI View Post
    Oh how about this?
    When the driver is behind you (at the lights), you do burnout and smoke-screen him? lol
    That's much more dangerous than passing too close, tailgating and generally being a cunt on the road, in a van. Otherwise there would be impound laws to cover those offences too...
    If it wasn't for a concise set of rules, we might have to resort to common sense!

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    this is the classic ex-stuntdrivers getting owned and crying. it's long (6 1/2 mins) but well worth the watch to the end!




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    Quote Originally Posted by CBR97 View Post
    It wouldnt of helped with this guy, his van was a shit heap
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    next time maybe, lol
    The mirror??? i was thinking of his face!!!!!!!!! carbon vs nose bone!!!!! the only time i had a car stop in this situation the driver was a huge 120kg Samoan and im all of 75kg!!!!! bloody cage drivers!!!!!!!!!
    I hate queues!!!

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    mwahahahaha poster 1, now that is funny

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    Man, I wish I was there to see that pussie cry, so funny man. A grown man crying is a better result than punching him or smashing his car....sorry van. At least you cant be arrested for making a man cry...well give it 2 or 3 more years and it will be a new law.

    Great stuff mate, keep up your good work mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kneescraper View Post
    Man, I wish I was there to see that pussie cry, so funny man. A grown man crying is a better result than punching him or smashing his car....sorry van. At least you cant be arrested for making a man cry...well give it 2 or 3 more years and it will be a new law.

    Great stuff mate, keep up your good work mate.

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    its just a job,

    What the fuck is going on in here.

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    [QUOTE=EJKDDORAI;1298084]Oh how about this?
    When the driver is behind you (at the lights), you do burnout and smoke-screen him? lol[/QUOTE

    About 6 months ago, I had a dickhead in a brand spanking SS commodore cut me up - got my revenge by spraying the front of his car with rubber and stones. He seemed upset, not clear on why.
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    Lol on the desert road i monstered this mustang, ok it was a old one but still he was doing overstere trying to keep up with me (he couldnt) it was cool.

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