It means standard "ministerial" process which in my day was as follows:Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
- send to relevant ministry in Ministerial Bag thereby triggering 21 day turnaround policy timelimit
- delegate via Chain of Endless Authority to junior assistant policy analyst unfortunate enough to have to write this months Defensive Responses to Annoying Ministerial Questions from Mad People in Public Who Just Dont Understand the Job We Do In Their Best Interests Because They Cant Manage Their Own Lives Without Needing Big Daddy (or in Helen and Ruth's case Skinny Mama)
- [exhaust 12 of said 21 days achieving this dripdown, causing junior assistant policy analyst small heart attack because they have been in the job 2 months and cant find the Motorcycles are Evil so Charge Them More file]
- formulate seventeen drafts of dull little response that says "because we want to" without seeming to lack moral cause...usually selecting from a list of Jolly Good Reasons Du Jour Preferably Involving Money and Public Safety
- give Line Manager lots of power orgasms using red pen on your drafts, increasing backflow of Public Monies in the form of junior assistant policy analysts salary expended in (a) alcohol and illicit dug purchases, often followed by fiery chilli and Alka Selzter..(b) counselling and Employee Assistance referrals for work related stresssss {now a legal obligation on employers}
- finally cough out very very very safe lil reply explaining in as little detail as possible aforesaid "because I said so". Post it 4 days after the 21 deadline has expired in order to risk spanking needed to assuage guilt at having just been Agent of Useless Response to Good Question.
Get ready to be disappointed and disillusioned about the real workins of public democracy. Oh dear, Ive gotten all cynical.
HB
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