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    Crazy dick, in van

    Coming back from out south this morning on the motorway, just before the penose off ramp, I passed a Van in the center lane, as the traffic had pretty much slowed right dow i was flitering, anyway as i got passed this dick in the van, i noticed that the car in front had moved into the fastlane . i quickly jumped into the middle lane and then within about 4 to 5 seconds, this mad fuck in the van came roaring up beside me ,(in the same lane) pushing me into the fastlane nearly hitting the car in that lane,
    at this point i told this fuck what i thought of him, he told me to fuck off, i told him , blah blah blah, you get the picture,

    so after this , i decide to get the fuck away from this dickhead, and as i was going to get off at penose, i jumped into the slowlane and the offramp, but then this fuck in the van came screaming up behind me tail gateing me, at this point i was starting to get really fucked off, but hey car verse bike, i know who will win, so i open up the zx12, and fuck off as fast as i can,

    I get to the rounderbout, and as there were a few car coming in both directions, i decide to let them go by,

    next thing i know is this fuckhead dick in the van screams past me, missing me by 12 or so inches, while im sitting giving way to taffic,

    that was about it, i followed the dick, pointing for him to pull over, he just kept giving me the finger,
    at some point he must of thouight, that i was going to follow him home, so he pulled up just past the local police station,
    I get up to his window and give him a good 2 min yelling, every name i could think of.
    He then starts to get worried, as he relises Im twice his size and very fucked off,
    he starts telling me he is very sick, and just wants to go home, and that he used to be a stunt driver, so he knew what he was doing, and i was never going to get hurt, at this i yelled at him for another 2min, and got even more fucked off,

    after about ten minintes, i told the fuck i wasnt going to let him get away with what he has done, he then jumps on the phone and calls 111 saying i was going to beat him up,
    know at this point , i could of left and that would of been the end of it,
    but for fuck sake , this cunt , ahd tried to run me off the road 2 times.
    so i styed , and wouldnt let him leave,

    30min later the cops turn up. yes 30min later, the dick in the van was crying, blaming me for the whole thing,

    the cops who had been sent to the wrong street,hence the 30min wait.
    helped out as much as they could, but it just came down to my word aganst this fuckwit.

    But i kept this fuckhead , on the side of the road for atleast 45 to 50 min.

    this time i wasnt going to let it go,
    What the fuck is going on in here.

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    Crazy dick , in VAn,

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    he did look like Dick Van Dyke, lol
    What the fuck is going on in here.

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    Oh, to be big, muscled, and black-leathered

    Bad move for him calling 111! Lmao. Love your work.

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    You mean the old "I nearly killed you but I'm an ex-stunt driver story" didn't save the day?

    He must have told it wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    You mean the old "I nearly killed you but I'm an ex-stunt driver story" didn't save the day?

    He must have told it wrong.
    if he had of told me on any other day, it would of been ok,
    but i think he was shitting his pants just a bit , and had to come up with something real quick,
    just hope he doesnt try to use the same line again
    What the fuck is going on in here.

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    Stunt driver?!! LOL
    I bet he went home and spewed. Sounds like he deserved the telling off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyjoe View Post
    Stunt driver?!! LOL
    I bet he went home and spewed. Sounds like he deserved the telling off.
    he was a complete fuck wad, he was just a little man in a bad mood, and thought he could use his van and fuck every one esle off,
    but he did look rather upset when i left,
    What the fuck is going on in here.

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    Ahh

    Nothing like a story of biker vigilante justice at 2AM

    **breakaway nurses boner

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    Mate, get yourself some gloves with either carbon fibre or titanium knuckes. I think Icon make some pretty rugged gloves. Those will leave your hand in pretty decent nic after you take on a rear vision mirror.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0arbreaka View Post
    Mate, get yourself some gloves with either carbon fibre or titanium knuckes. I think Icon make some pretty rugged gloves. Those will leave your hand in pretty decent nic after you take on a rear vision mirror.
    It wouldnt of helped with this guy, his van was a shit heap
    ,,
    next time maybe, lol
    What the fuck is going on in here.

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    Dude! You made him cry. Good effort
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    Poor guy can only afford a shitty van because his crying in tense situations halted his stunt driving career.
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    A stunt driver spelt with a capital "C" by the sounds of it.

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    Also Bling given for making him cry. I think thats better than making him bleed.

    But please next time get it on camera phone so we can all laugh at him.

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