View Poll Results: Masterbation Yes or No

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  • I have six fingers. I'm always at it

    28 38.36%

  • Never have never will. Where's the Tui's

    17 23.29%

  • I got caught. I now have erectile dysfunctional syndrom

    2 2.74%

  • I'm a girl. I can't.

    4 5.48%

  • (Wank wank money in the bank) I'm trying to make my first million

    18 24.66%

  • It's my way of reducing the Government's Domestic Purposes Benifit Bill

    11 15.07%

  • No. I'm scared of going blind or growing hair on the palms of my hands

    1 1.37%

  • I thought it was called fellatio

    4 5.48%

  • I don't have to. I'm a contortionist

    4 5.48%

  • I'm a prude and this should be in the PD thread

    6 8.22%
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  1. 16th November 2007, 17:16 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Why is this a private poll?

    I am not ashamed of never having wanked!.........LOL

    I was nearly going public on this. Should have done in hindsight but my thinking was private parts private poll.

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  2. 16th November 2007, 17:18 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    I was nearly going public on this. Should have done in hindsight but my thinking was private parts private poll.

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  4. 16th November 2007, 17:40 #19
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  5. 16th November 2007, 17:46 #20
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  6. 16th November 2007, 17:49 #21
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  7. 16th November 2007, 19:03 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoGirl View Post
    Never needed to as I've always had someone to do it for me...
    Still live with your parents?
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  8. 16th November 2007, 19:10 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMasterJ View Post
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    No, but every so often Cajuns says "who's your daddy?"
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  10. 16th November 2007, 19:28 #25
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  11. 16th November 2007, 20:05 #26
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    Sit on your hands til they're numb . . . feels like someone else but they actually know which button to press - or so I've been told.
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    Sit on your hands til they're numb . . . feels like someone else but they actually know which button to press - or so I've been told.

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    I voted for hairy palms etc because it was empty and it was what we were told in my generation.

    Also said it would make you go deaf, well the cats out of the bag now!

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    I WAS going to vote - but me eyes ain't wot they use to be..
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    How is it that it says "Girls can't" to a question that says Masterbation yes or no? Of course girls can do that if they so wish.
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