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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Ditto... was he a boonga? They all seem to drive those stupid people mover vans...

    Nope - not an islander. He was an ugly middle-aged white bloke.

    And karma will get him. Provided the cops don't first.

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    Which reminds me - does anyone happen to have a rottweiler named Karma?

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    i have a mate with a german shepherd called Judge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    Nope - not an islander. He was an ugly middle-aged white bloke. And karma will get him. Provided the cops don't first.
    Hey it wasn't me! (Anyway I drive a Mitsi.) Scary stuff sanx, glad it was only scary. However, some people, no matter what they do to others and whatever retaliation happens, still don't care. Next day they're back doing it to some other rider. The only permanent way to solve those individual problems is to install an auto directional pump-action shotgun with armour piercing high explosive ammunition. They would NEVER do it again....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    Which reminds me - does anyone happen to have a rottweiler named Karma?
    No but I do have a medieval mace with that name if you wanna borrow it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    Which reminds me - does anyone happen to have a rottweiler named Karma?
    No but it's my middle name...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    Oh, I already know his name and address

    And smashing the windows and slashing the tyres is just petty vandalism. If you really wanna piss someone off you have to get creative. Now - does anyone know where I can get my hands on five strips of 5mm thick steel, 10cm by 40cm and a MIG welder? Cars are really hard to drive when you can't get inside them...
    Make a nice mix of iron filings added to an equal amount of aluminium filings.
    A strip magnesium ribbon to act as a fuse.

    Placed gently on the bonnet and the ribbon place in the mixture. Light ribbon and just watch.

    Thermite is lovely to watch doin g its thing.
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    "there is nothing more chickenshit than fauckin wit a mans ride"

    Why not just go and punch him, you did say he was small.

    *ding dong*, hello?

    yes, hello *SMACK* You sir, are a cunt.
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    wow! i have learnt so much from here..and one big lesson..never piss one of you guys off while driving!..lol..
    hey glad ur ok dude....its probably the fact that you got ahead of everyone else when he had to wait in line that pissed him off..but still should never had tried such a stupid stunt..he will get it back..no doubt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Merde View Post
    Make a nice mix of iron filings added to an equal amount of aluminium filings.
    A strip magnesium ribbon to act as a fuse.

    Placed gently on the bonnet and the ribbon place in the mixture. Light ribbon and just watch.

    Thermite is lovely to watch doin g its thing.
    Oh, Thermite's very fun. But it's Iron Oxide and Aluminium filings in a 8:3 ratio. Though I can never remember which one to use 8 parts of and which to use 3 parts of.

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    I really miss the ol' days when we used to name and shame!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    Oh, Thermite's very fun. But it's Iron Oxide and Aluminium filings in a 8:3 ratio. Though I can never remember which one to use 8 parts of and which to use 3 parts of.
    It has been a long time since I last browsed "The Jolly Roger Cookbook"

    Even longer since I played around with some of their creations and advice..
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    Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    Oh, I already know his name and address

    And smashing the windows and slashing the tyres is just petty vandalism. If you really wanna piss someone off you have to get creative. Now - does anyone know where I can get my hands on five strips of 5mm thick steel, 10cm by 40cm and a MIG welder? Cars are really hard to drive when you can't get inside them...
    You know my number if you wanna go party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slickaz View Post
    wow! i have learnt so much from here..and one big lesson..never piss one of you guys off while driving!..lol..
    hey glad ur ok dude....its probably the fact that you got ahead of everyone else when he had to wait in line that pissed him off..but still should never had tried such a stupid stunt..he will get it back..no doubt.
    Hey, it's got nothing to do with 'pissing us off'...but it does have everything to do with using a cage as a battering ram and intentionally putting a rider's life at risk. Any failure to address the issue only leaves said cager feeling like his dick just grew an inch. Whist suitable retaliation is often not possible, or in fact desirable, at the time...a followup with a pair of docking pliers (so to speak) may have a more permanent effect on said cagers attitude.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Rode through that area in the way to work this mornin, saw the nissan, rego looked similar, stumpy arse white bloke driving.

    Took of his wing mirror on an overtake (thank you size 10 boot )

    Karma eh

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