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    Hmm ... after a little bit of investigation, the address to which the vehicle is registered isn't correct. The people who lived there had no knowledge of the registered owner or the vehicle. And one neighbour confirmed this.

    However, there is another possibility for the address. I'm going to take a little pootle this evening and see what I can find. And of course, if I do find the vehicle, the Police will have to be informed not only where to find him, but that the vehicle is illegally registered.

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    perfect!

    i was wondering how he planned on getting away with this, and if he's falsely registered his car then maybe you're not the only one he's had a go at

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    Hmm ... after a little bit of investigation, the address to which the vehicle is registered isn't correct. The people who lived there had no knowledge of the registered owner or the vehicle. And one neighbour confirmed this.

    However, there is another possibility for the address. I'm going to take a little pootle this evening and see what I can find. And of course, if I do find the vehicle, the Police will have to be informed not only where to find him, but that the vehicle is illegally registered.
    I can't keep quiet anymore - Spank 'has never driven a car etc' - he is in denial, and trying to hide the fact...
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    Worth a beating i recon (not condoning that sort of action tho)

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    Quote Originally Posted by discotex View Post
    ............Hope it was the right person that lost their mirror. I'd be fuckin ropeable and in full roadrage mode if someone just popped up and smashed my mirror off for no reason because they got the wrong guy.
    Maybe a well-placed white sticky label on the fuel tank/windscreen with the offending vechile Regos written down could be a way of fixing that. The amount of times I could of used it .......but I'd prob run out of ink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Velvet View Post
    Is that ice cream, paint, or jism?

    Brake fluid all over the car, if ya want to get REAL nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk View Post
    Brake fluid all over the car, if ya want to get REAL nasty.
    will that stuff actually ruin paint like i've been told it will?

    and radiator coolant too?

    myth or truth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by motorbyclist View Post
    will that stuff actually ruin paint like i've been told it will?

    and radiator coolant too?

    myth or truth?
    Brake fluid - True. It eats the paint away.

    As for Glycol, not sure if it does any paint damage but if you drink it.................... Well known way of killing rats/cats/people.

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    I was actually thinking about a boot-mounted revenge system. Something like a relatively light-weight tack hammer shoved down the outside of one's left boot. Should a fuckwit try to do something fuckwitty (this should be a word) then, reach down and take the windows out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    I was actually thinking about a boot-mounted revenge system. Something like a relatively light-weight tack hammer shoved down the outside of one's left boot. Should a fuckwit try to do something fuckwitty (this should be a word) then, reach down and take the windows out...
    could just get some sandpaper stuck on the outside of your boot... bit more subtle

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    This afternoon way to school, I stood at the lights side by side with a 90's ZX-?R (probably 7) rider. This was at Great North Road and Ponsonby Road.

    When the lights turn green, the ZXR rider zoomed and took off, but suddenly a Maori woman (according to my blurry memory) from across the side doing a right turn. (It was red light for her FFS!!!!)

    Luckily the ZXR rider braked at ease (some skills there) and managed to avoid the crash.

    Now when the car was in front of me (she did not stop, keep continuing her way) I gave a big blast of Yamaha horn.

    Message of the day: Have your horn ready! Fucktards are everywhere!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    I was actually thinking about a boot-mounted revenge system. Something like a relatively light-weight tack hammer shoved down the outside of one's left boot. Should a fuckwit try to do something fuckwitty (this should be a word) then, reach down and take the windows out...
    Kind of like the rifle on the side of the saddle... how about a pistol in a holster on the side of the fairing?
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    Old brake fluid is more effective than new stuff... but really, if you can be bothered going to that much effort, you're far better off with something like TergoStrip Unlike brake fluid, she yields instant results, and you ain't gonna wipe it off with your hands

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    Yep and the middle finger to.

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