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    Sauvignon-plonk?

    Heading to the M.A.T.E.S. rally at Waikaia this weekend, Mrs SD scored an elegant brew to take with us, just wondering if any of you plonk conasewers have sampled Purple Death before? Comes from Henderson so some of yous Orkland types would have come across it. C.B. (Mrs SD) thought it should be o.k. as it is the same colour as our dunny, I didn't know she used such a sophisticated method to select the plonk that arrives in the wine-rack (V8 engine block) at Chez Scumdog!

    Some of the description as per label: "...distinctive bouquet of horse-shit and old tram tickets. It is best drunk with teeth clenched to prevent ingestion of any foreign bodiess...."
    "Marketed under the Saviour Brand (9 out of 10 people who drink it for the first time exclaim "Je-eesus Chris-ist"

    I have heard of it but this is the first time I will (knowingly) have drunk it
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    It's an oldie but a goodie. Highly effective if the sole intention is getting seriously munted. Side effects vary from person to person. Not suited for persons aged 18 years or younger. Keep away from naked flames (both old and new). Objects in the rear-view mirror may be closer than they appear. May contain traces of nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    It's an oldie but a goodie. Highly effective if the sole intention is getting seriously munted. Side effects vary from person to person. Not suited for persons aged 18 years or younger. Keep away from naked flames (both old and new). Objects in the rear-view mirror may be closer than they appear. May contain traces of nuts.
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    Shit is that crap still around!? We used to demolish ourselves on that stuff at the Junior Rates bar in Philomel in the late 80's. I would have thought it would be long gone by now. Maybe they've refined it a little and it might not have that "jeeee-sus-christ" bite to it that it had in the old days.

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    Oh my God I haven't seen that stuff for years. I think it's something you drink in your teens and then try to forget about during the rest of your life.

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    Mmmmmmmmm!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by erinalba
    Oh my God I haven't seen that stuff for years. I think it's something you drink in your teens and then try to forget about during the rest of your life.
    I think that's the perfect description for it. Except for the "trying to forget". Enough of that shit in ya and you'll spend years "trying to remember" why strange girls keep comming up to you in the middle of the street just to slap your face or knee you in the nasties, or how you came to wake up in the middle of the park wearing a sexy black dress and not much else .
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    That does it!! With all the 'positive' comments from drinking conasewers on this site we're off to buy the rest of the case of Purple Death
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog

    Some of the description as per label: "...distinctive bouquet of horse-shit and old tram tickets. It is best drunk with teeth clenched to prevent ingestion of any foreign bodiess...."


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    First tried it about 20 years ago,the only place we used to be able to obtain it used to be the airforce bases and as a cheap way of getting hammered could only be beaten by Cold Duck

    I vaugely remember stumbling around the Woodbourne parking area in the early hours of the morning and throwing up in the bushes after a night drinking it on the way to the 6 hour at Manfield

    Doug and Nicci were kind enough to shout us a 1/2 G of the stuff to take with us with the result being I remember very little of the racing and most of the weekend is nothing more than very blurry memory.
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    This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!.
    This is not a
    wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.! Especially grown for those keen on regurgitation -- a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.
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    Even the dog turned his nose up. Hell don't insult ya tast buds. Use it to spray your roses for aphid.

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    just noticed that you have a "project" bike the xn85 how's it going? i have send one over take me (on my turbo) in welly.... na we were not racing ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajturbo
    just noticed that you have a "project" bike the xn85 how's it going? i have send one over take me (on my turbo) in welly.... na we were not racing ...
    In a word: SLOWLY, i have had a lot on lately plus I have 'lost' the section of exhaust from the 4 into 1 up to the turbo,any help here welcome. Just (at long last) managed to get a workshop manual for it (thanks again WT).
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    sorry but i have not help for the rebuild!! BUT i have had a pipe made for the xj900 from one of the local exhust, shops (nelson) cost F all! as the original was going to cost nearly $900.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...( i have brought whole, going, bikes for less!!!!)if they could get one!!!
    so i would take the old part( if you have it) down,and get one rebuilt, or the 2 bits and tell them you need to fill the gap in, it WILL be cheeper than a new one.
    but keep at it!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPman
    This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!.
    This is not a
    wine for drinking -- this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.! Especially grown for those keen on regurgitation -- a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.
    If alcohol were 'invented' tomorrow it would be categorised an A-class drug.

    In all honesty - what is the difference between alcohol and some drugs. Alcohol costs this country so much in terms of $$ and effects on peoples lives its a joke.

    Ever been to a rave party where most people are on ecstacy - never heard of any fights, but go to your local pub and weee doggie its all on.

    Sorry for the soapbox speil. Just hate the hipocrasy of it all. Drink on.
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