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    Talking Uh oh - I think I might be in more trouble than I had thought I'd be...

    Well, it may be frowned upon to start pouring my private life out onto the forums and all - but I gotta get this off my mind somehow...

    So, I've been seeing this 18 year old redhead for just over 2 months now and just the other night as I was hanging out with her it struck me... "Fuck, I'm in love..." I mean, my missus knows about her but has started to complain lately that she's not getting enough quality time and all. And it's true as well, I've been spending more and more time with the younger lass over the last couple of weeks and some of that of course cuts into the "time at home".

    Anyway, it's a bit complicated since the younger lass is a real beauty and quite a funloving sort as well. I really enjoy myself around her. She may be a small girl but she certainly has temperament! Although she's exhilarating company there has been no sexual innuendos or anything.
    However, she does like a firm hand and to be ridden hard! I hope my girlfriend will understand...

    Looking forward to the weekend and praying that the forecast will improve! We might see some of you out there - on the roads
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    Smile Redheads

    All I can say is a few words of caution might be in order. Every redhead I've been with has chewed me up and spat me out. And remember if you're going to play with her, make sure mummy has had a tune-up or alternatively accumlate a couple of million brownie points thru the week.
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    What's the problem?....bed not big enough for the three of ya?
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Well I get to sit on something purple and throbbing rather a lot.

    Makes me smile, that's for sure . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    What's the problem?....bed not big enough for the three of ya?
    Oil stains are harder to wash out of the sheets than spunk I think. I'm not sure if the best way to improve my missus understanding for my interests is to add to her hously chores

    (And yeah - we're old fashioned. She does the laundry I mow the lawn, etc.)
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    Well I get to sit on something purple and throbbing rather a lot.

    Makes me smile, that's for sure . . .
    same here girlfriend except mine's silver...and yes, vibrations galore...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Oil stains are harder to wash out of the sheets than spunk I think. I'm not sure if the best way to improve my missus understanding for my interests is to add to her hously chores

    (And yeah - we're old fashioned. She does the laundry I mow the lawn, etc.)
    Oily skin is ever so unappealing... Missus is looking better by the minute!

    And there is nothing wrong with old fashioned...the 007s are the same, trust me!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Hi Mikkel,
    I had a little red head like yours once. Couldn't stand the constant whining so gave her the shove.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saltydog View Post
    All I can say is a few words of caution might be in order. Every redhead I've been with has chewed me up and spat me out. And remember if you're going to play with her, make sure mummy has had a tune-up or alternatively accumlate a couple of million brownie points thru the week.
    Have fun.
    A happy mummy is a happy house.......
    Dr Salt.

    just a single redhead for me.

    she was the best thing that ever happened to me. in more ways than she'll ever know......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjac View Post
    Hi Mikkel,
    I had a little red head like yours once. Couldn't stand the constant whining so gave her the shove.
    Yeah - that was what I was thinking in the beginning. But with the advancing hearing loss I'm starting to focus on her other qualities. So she might be a keeper...

    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    just a single redhead for me.

    she was the best thing that ever happened to me. in more ways than she'll ever know......
    So you didn't go for the - once a redhead, alway a redhead. Admittedly, they are rare... at least the natural redheads.
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    oh she was natural all right.

    i still window shop (hey i'm a guy), but i made her a promise.....

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    M8 helmets are cheap and I am sure the wee redhead could be convinced that a non stressful 3 way is a good thing, that way everyone get satisfied.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Well, it may be frowned upon to start pouring my private life out onto the forums and all - but I gotta get this off my mind somehow...

    So, I've been seeing this 18 year old redhead for just over 2 months now and just the other night as I was hanging out with her it struck me... "Fuck, I'm in love..." I mean, my missus knows about her but has started to complain lately that she's not getting enough quality time and all. And it's true as well, I've been spending more and more time with the younger lass over the last couple of weeks and some of that of course cuts into the "time at home".

    Anyway, it's a bit complicated since the younger lass is a real beauty and quite a funloving sort as well. I really enjoy myself around her. She may be a small girl but she certainly has temperament! Although she's exhilarating company there has been no sexual innuendos or anything.
    However, she does like a firm hand and to be ridden hard! I hope my girlfriend will understand...

    Looking forward to the weekend and praying that the forecast will improve! We might see some of you out there - on the roads
    If she has green eyes she's a witch and should be burned at the stake

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMemonic View Post
    M8 helmets are cheap and I am sure the wee redhead could be convinced that a non stressful 3 way is a good thing, that way everyone get satisfied.
    I don't think she will need a helmet - only me, for my own protection of course.
    Besides - I'm still on my learners, so pillioning is kinda out of the question... for now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Velvet View Post
    If she has green eyes she's a witch and should be burned at the stake
    Her eyes are more of a burning yellow - quite spectacular actually.
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