Go for a different ride?

[martybabe]

I replied to some guys thread this mornin(am i the only one)and it got me to thinkin this.
I guess it's aimed at guys on the threshold of using the brains more than the dicks.say you wanna ride to road n sport in hamilton and it normaly takes ya 1 hour ten minutes from welly but today your gona do it in 1 hour flat because it's gauranteed to give you a bigger penis.For once consider this,get your map book out and pick some quiet back roads with next to no traffic.ride along at a medium pace,really pull over for them anoying horses,wave at the country folk,stop and laugh at the pukekos stupid white arses,smell the blossoms,marvel at an insect hittin your visor, dusting itself off and flying off to spoil someone elses day,suck up the green and the blue into your soul whilst your scoot rattles and humms beneath ya.I'm just proposing this fugging wonderful country is a lot more wonderful when not viewed thru a 6 by four insect splattered eye hole whilst travellin at 3 times the speed of the worlds fastest animal.
Now,on this day,the day when it all falls into place,when ya get to road n sport It's gona be closed but you won't give a toss,your penis is the same size it ever was and you've got that wonderful ride back.get itno? ok I hope you do one day and when god says to me what you done with your life martybabe? I'm gona say "Bro I totally fuggin wasted it pissin around on a mobike being awe struck at this amazing planet and I'm so sorry for doin 155mph on that nasty zzr".well you gotta once in a while eh. (have ya seen how much this little fella to the left is drinkin!)

p.s. sos for the pommie measurements,I'd convert em but I can't be arsed. x

[Bonez]

Backroads have sheep, cattle, other wildlife, shit, gravel and unracetrack like road surfaces. It's good that every man and his dog doesn't use them don't you think?

[McDuck]

I think that a rider should eb able to ride through ALL road conditions (apart form ice). For me part o motorbiking is being in the country side not looking out a window at it.

[tri boy]

Yeah, buggar off you lot. The backroads belong to the Scrambler and me.
Percentage wise, I ride the Scrambler 2-3 hundred percent more often than the Daytona.
Main reason is because of the lack of traffic, the promise of old NZ type scenery, and its alot more fun. Buggar now you all know.

[deanohit]

Yep, I love the back roads, got myself lost a few times according to other people (Idiots) when I was really just exploring.
Thats where the real riding is.

[janno]

Last weekends ride to Whanga. Scenery. Corners. Sheep. Bush.


And best of all, no snakes or roos.

[martybabe]

Backroads have sheep, cattle, other wildlife, shit, gravel and unracetrack like road surfaces. It's good that every man and his dog doesn't use them don't you think?

mmm true but if everyone,or every man and his dog, takes my advice,then the front roads?will be empty for me,and you if ya like,ya seem like a good sort.No your right,Ignore what I said at the start of this thread,stay on the main roads,there be monsters down them turnoffs.

[Bonez]

mmm true but if everyone,or every man and his dog, takes my advice,then the front roads?will be empty for me,and you if ya like,ya seem like a good sort.No your right,Ignore what I said at the start of this thread,stay on the main roads,there be monsters down them turnoffs.

That's the way. Big red hairy monsters.................

[martybabe]

Last weekends ride to Whanga. Scenery. Corners. Sheep. Bush.


And best of all, no snakes or roos.

Ah,the lvly janno. I still don't know where whanga is and I bet it's pronounced 'exma' or somat.Beautiful country but whats wrong with smith town or....green hills pass or...Bulls,now thats a proper name for a place.this week I'm going to Bulls,see easy. not wopapopahairdo.No offense kiwis but I've only got one tongue,

[Bonez]

Ah,the lvly janno. I still don't know where whanga is and I bet it's pronounced 'exma' or somat.Beautiful country but whats wrong with smith town or....green hills pass or...Bulls,now thats a proper name for a place.this week I'm going to Bulls,see easy. not wopapopahairdo.No offense kiwis but I've only got one tongue,

Well there's an organised ride, kinda organised, to whanga tomorrow.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...=59625&page=18

[janno]

What about Marylebon then? Or Pall Mall? (Paul Maul that looks like to me). Or Worcestershire? Or Beauchamp (pronounced Smith)?

We haven't got the world exclusive on weird names you know.

Maori place names are easy, cos they are phonetic. Said the way they look, cos they were written down first by the evil English oppressors . . .

[martybabe]

Well there's an organised ride to whanga tomorrow.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...=59625&page=18

oh cool,just checked it out thanks for that,might potter down and find em.I see whanga is ABREVIATED,I give up,whangamangamagnolia.just supposin I broke down,now how the hell am I gona tell Mr AA where I am.whangamama oh forget it I'm still goin to Bulls.:slap:

[Goblin]

That's the way. Big red hairy monsters.................

And nasty grumpy little Goblins. Stay away from those B-roads.....

[Bonez]

oh cool,just checked it out thanks for that,might potter down and find em.I see whanga is ABREVIATED,I give up,whangamangamagnolia.just supposin I broke down,now how the hell am I gona tell Mr AA where I am.whangamama oh forget it I'm still goin to Bulls.:slap:

So you'll be traveling though Wangas on the way down then?

[martybabe]

What about Marylebon then? Or Pall Mall? (Paul Maul that looks like to me). Or Worcestershire? Or Beauchamp (pronounced Smith)?

We haven't got the world exclusive on weird names you know.

Maori place names are easy, cos they are phonetic. Said the way they look, cos they were written down first by the evil English oppressors . . .

Fair comment but I have already apologised for my short commings, not those of your native language.I just have difficulty pronouncing 15 consonants in a row,and I respect your right to call it pawl mawl if ya wana.It was a piss take at my own expense,I'd rather you didn't point your oppressors finger at me thank you.