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  1. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    You know you're getting older when the women you're looking at aren't looking back...
    You know you're getting old when you stop looking at school girls...
















    and start looking at their mothers!
    In and out of jobs, running free
    Waging war with society

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blakamin

    It cant be as bad as needing a HD, surely!
    That IS a truly sad thing of course.... but even sadder is that I am now (apparently) old enough, and fat enough, to be a Harley rider, but I am still not rich enough
    Kerry

  3. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by StoneChucker
    Tell me about it, they never do haha, I mean,

    I will have to confirm that fact Joni, as the official KB notarary
    Your man boobies don't count Dave...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu
    You know you're getting old when you stop looking at school girls...













    and start looking at their mothers!

    Oooooohhhh yesssssssssss and there's some FINE looking grannies out there too :love2:
    Kerry

  5. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by kerryg
    Oooooohhhh yesssssssssss and there's some FINE looking grannies out there too :love2:

    Eeewwwww!
    Sick I tell ya... sick!! - why do I suddenly need a shower?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerryg
    yeah ....and I've got. :eyepoke: ...oh well let's not go there

    It's a worry when you, a fit and virile male in the prime of physical condition, catch a glimpse in a video monitor in a shop of some geriatric bald headed old geezer..... and realise it's YOU...
    Yup! Most saturday mornings I get up, look in the mirror and some big fat old ugly hung over bastard that has wasted his life and abused his body looking back at me..

    Damned if I know how he get's in there...

    Paul in NZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    Yup! Most saturday mornings I get up, look in the mirror and some big fat old ugly hung over bastard that has wasted his life and abused his body looking back at me..

    Damned if I know how he get's in there...

    Paul in NZ
    I think they're on a "saturday am" timer from the factory!

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    Sufficient money is a cure for baldness, ugliness, old age.
    Just ask Donald Trump.
    well, it may not cure it, but it does compensate hugely.
    Lou

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    Talking

    well I feel old every time i go into a pub and realise Im old enough to be most of the girls daddys.
    No Im getting old when My son has better chat up lines than me--and a better success rate---eeep.
    Still at least ive still got my hair and teeth. lol
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    Im not exactly a younin either... but I got boobies, and boobies always have a market somewhere....
    Boobies are eye candy for discerning old gentlemen
    and objects of wonder for the young and inexperienced

  11. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Fryin Finn
    Boobies are eye candy for discerning old gentlemen
    and objects of wonder for the young and inexperienced
    Discerning old gentlemen like our dear Kerryg...
    OK that will my last stab at ya!!

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    " Discerning [&] gentleman"...



    Ah yes, you're a shrewd judge of character.

    .....my last *stab* at ya!!



    ooohh it's tempting but being such a (refer above ) gentleman I'll resist ....
    Kerry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fryin Finn
    Boobies are eye candy for discerning old gentlemen
    and objects of wonder for the young and inexperienced
    Us men have been trained to be ashamed of our attraction to the ole' 'Pink Nosed Fun Puppies' but I can tell you that many of the ladies are avid and un ashamed bum and crotch watchers of men.

    While it's true that men in general are a sorry lot and have a lot of bad behaviour to be ashamed of over the years it's (to me) a great shame that we are not allowed to stare at a well turned ankle (etc) any more... For me, as an engineering type, I'm more interested in the actual engineering behind these basically unsupported structures and therefore I'm not actually a pervert.. It's research for work!

    Paul N (basically unsupported himself)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    Not sure if I should giggle or offer my sympathies...
    I laughed out loud!
    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    Us men have been trained to be ashamed of our attraction to the ole' 'Pink Nosed Fun Puppies' but I can tell you that many of the ladies are avid and un ashamed bum and crotch watchers of men.
    Maybe it's b/c when women admire a tight butt or generousity in certain areas of the male anatomy we do it with subtlety (please note I can only speak from my own personal experineces here), unlike our male counterparts who oogle accompanied by gawping, whooping and hollering or drooling.
    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

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