Another MLC....

**kerryg** · 29th October 2004, 09:51

Well it's a sad day. I guess it was bound to happen eventually though, probably started to suspect it was happening when I found I had to get my leathers "expanded" for the 3rd time, and then there's the having to pee almost hourly and the doctor wagging his finger at me and telling me I need to watch my diet and take my pills...but the EPOCHAL moment was today in the bus on the way to work. I can scarcely bring myself to confess this but...a young woman got up out of her seat and OFFERED IT TO ME. To ME!

Little did she know that only moments before I had been eyeing her tits and planning to ask her for a date. *sigh*

I think I'm going to have to buy a tasselled jacket and a Harley..........

**Hitcher** · 29th October 2004, 09:53

You know you're getting older when the women you're looking at aren't looking back...

**Joni** · 29th October 2004, 09:54

Not sure if I should giggle or offer my sympathies...

**Devil** · 29th October 2004, 09:57

Originally Posted by kerryg

Well it's a sad day. I guess it was bound to happen eventually though, probably started to suspect it was happening when I found I had to get my leathers "expanded" for the 3rd time, and then there's the having to pee almost hourly and the doctor wagging his finger at me and telling me I need to watch my diet and take my pills...but the EPOCHAL moment was today in the bus on the way to work. I can scarcely bring myself to confess this but...a young woman got up out of her seat and OFFERED IT TO ME. To ME!

Little did she know that only moments before I had been eyeing her tits and planning to ask her for a date. *sigh*

I think I'm going to have to buy a tasselled jacket and a Harley..........

Maybe she wanted to sit on your lap

**Hitcher** · 29th October 2004, 09:58

Originally Posted by Joni

Not sure if I should giggle or offer my sympathies...

Harrumph! Neither would be a good option. Now, where did I put my eating glasses?

**Joni** · 29th October 2004, 10:00

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Harrumph! Neither would be a good option. Now, where did I put my eating glasses?

OK now Im just laughing out loud...

**kerryg** · 29th October 2004, 10:03

Originally Posted by Joni

OK now Im just laughing out loud...

Your day will come

**jrandom** · 29th October 2004, 10:05

Originally Posted by Hitcher

You know you're getting older when the women you're looking at aren't looking back...

That is, unless they never looked back in t'first place... I think I'll need to find myself a different metric.

**Joni** · 29th October 2004, 10:07

Originally Posted by kerryg

Your day will come

Im not exactly a younin either... but I got boobies, and boobies always have a market somewhere....

**kerryg** · 29th October 2004, 10:21

Originally Posted by Joni

Im not exactly a younin either... but I got boobies, and boobies always have a market somewhere....

yeah ....and I've got. :eyepoke: ...oh well let's not go there

It's a worry when you, a fit and virile male in the prime of physical condition, catch a glimpse in a video monitor in a shop of some geriatric bald headed old geezer..... and realise it's YOU...

**Blakamin** · 29th October 2004, 10:23

Originally Posted by kerryg

Well it's a sad day. I guess it was bound to happen eventually though, probably started to suspect it was happening when I found I had to get my leathers "expanded" for the 3rd time, and then there's the having to pee almost hourly and the doctor wagging his finger at me and telling me I need to watch my diet and take my pills...but the EPOCHAL moment was today in the bus on the way to work. I can scarcely bring myself to confess this but...a young woman got up out of her seat and OFFERED IT TO ME. To ME!

Little did she know that only moments before I had been eyeing her tits and planning to ask her for a date. *sigh*

I think I'm going to have to buy a tasselled jacket and a Harley..........

It cant be as bad as needing a HD, surely!

**kerryg** · 29th October 2004, 10:24

Originally Posted by Devil

Maybe she wanted to sit on your lap

Yeah I guess...but only 'cos see saw me as a (grand)father figure. And she might have wondered why grandad had that BIG flashlight in his pocket :love2:

**StoneChucker** · 29th October 2004, 10:58

You know you're getting older when the women you're looking at aren't looking back...

That is, unless they never looked back in t'first place...

Tell me about it, they never do haha, I mean,

but I got boobies, and boobies always have a market somewhere....

I will have to confirm that fact Joni, as the official KB notarary

**Cajun** · 29th October 2004, 11:01

Originally Posted by kerryg

Yeah I guess...but only 'cos see saw me as a (grand)father figure. And she might have wondered why grandad had that BIG flashlight in his pocket :love2:

hahahah classic

**vifferman** · 29th October 2004, 11:04

Originally Posted by kerryg

Yeah I guess...but only 'cos see saw me as a (grand)father figure. And she might have wondered why grandad had that BIG flashlight in his pocket :love2:

Probably just think you were Santa.
"I've got a present for you, little grrrl..."