Another MLC....

[toads]

That reminds me of a funny story Joni - my sister (being a well endowed women - no I'm not giving out her phone number to you Kerryg!) was in an appliance store one day. She was speaking to one of the staff about getting a new t.v, she notcied he seemed a little pre-occupied with her chest and was in fact directing his conversation to her breasts rather than her face. My lovely sister (being as subtle as a brick) grabs her breasts, shakes them and says, "Oi! Wake up you two he's talking to ya!".

that is priceless,

[Racey Rider]

That of course goes completely against nature, which is why it is so hideous a spectacle. Women, being the gender biologically equipped to bear and suckle our children (who remain dependent for longer than any other species ...the children I mean) are hard-wired for monogamy . It's because they can hardly go out and hunt mastodons and sabre tooth tigers when they're heavily pregnant as well as breastfeeding, so they need to latch onto a good mastodon hunter and stick it to...no, I mean, stick by him (sorry, Freudian slip). ON THE OTHER HAND, good hunters are good..sorry..I mean hard (oops, sorry again...good..damn now I'm getting confused...you know what I mean) to find and so, law of supply and demand, are popular with the ladies. And, as Mr Darwin told us, a dominant male will more successful in producing large numbers of offspring than a male who is less successful in distributing his genetic material..and so is the species improved. Which it is only natural, and also highly desirable for the good of all mankind, that men should keep a weather eye out for good opportunities to mate as often as they can with partners of the most genetically suitable stock (e.g. big hooters=good feeding capability). THEREFORE (there is a point to this) it is NOT NATURAL and therefore UTTERLY REPUGNANT to all men, as well as being against the natural order of the universe that women should ogle men in a sexually inappropriate way, while it IS NATURAL and in fact HIGHLY DESIRABLE that men should closely examine a wide range of fertile womens' women's physical shapes (especially their hooters...oh..did I mention that already??) in terms of their suitability for tupping .. ..should really say as potential receptacles of their precious genetic material.
It is ordained by biology..we can't help it.

Dam!
I'm gun'a have trouble writing all that on the back of my hand next time I go out!

[Racey Rider]

Well thank you Kerryg, now that I have seen it evaluated from a scientific perspective it all seems so much easier to deal with men who forget the location of my face and presume its located on my chest when they speak to me...

Maybe if you posted a pic of your chest, we would be able to sympathize and be more understanding of your blight!

[Joni]

Maybe if you posted a pic of your chest, we would be able to sympathize and be more understanding!

You mean my face....

Um, yeah.... we leave that shocker for another day Racey Rider!!!

[Paul in NZ]

That of course goes completely against nature, which is why it is so hideous a spectacle. Women, being the gender biologically equipped to bear and suckle our children (who remain dependent for longer than any other species ...the children I mean) are hard-wired for monogamy . It's because they can hardly go out and hunt mastodons and sabre tooth tigers when they're heavily pregnant as well as breastfeeding, so they need to latch onto a good mastodon hunter and stick it to...no, I mean, stick by him (sorry, Freudian slip). ON THE OTHER HAND, good hunters are good..sorry..I mean hard (oops, sorry again...good..damn now I'm getting confused...you know what I mean) to find and so, law of supply and demand, are popular with the ladies. And, as Mr Darwin told us, a dominant male will more successful in producing large numbers of offspring than a male who is less successful in distributing his genetic material..and so is the species improved. Which it is only natural, and also highly desirable for the good of all mankind, that men should keep a weather eye out for good opportunities to mate as often as they can with partners of the most genetically suitable stock (e.g. big hooters=good feeding capability). THEREFORE (there is a point to this) it is NOT NATURAL and therefore UTTERLY REPUGNANT to all men, as well as being against the natural order of the universe that women should ogle men in a sexually inappropriate way, while it IS NATURAL and in fact HIGHLY DESIRABLE that men should closely examine a wide range of fertile womens' women's physical shapes (especially their hooters...oh..did I mention that already??) in terms of their suitability for tupping .. ..should really say as potential receptacles of their precious genetic material.

It is ordained by biology..we can't help it.

I'm feeling a physic moment commin on...

Hmmmmmmmm

You are single and never had a pregnant partner. Whats more, based on your observations todate, this is likey to continue in the foreseeable future...

Paul N

[Racey Rider]

Yeah the drool can get a little umm uncomfortable as it slips down the cleavage....

Can think of worse things slipping down the cleavage!!

Unless you like that type of thing??

??

?

Call me 06 753.....



Can't believe I wrote that!
Anyway,,
YOU started it!

There's certanly no way I'm gun'a push that "Submit" button.

[Joni]

Can think of worse things slipping down the cleavage!!

Unless you like that type of thing??

??

?

Call me 06 753.....

Can't believe I wrote that!
Anyway,,
YOU started it!

There's certanly no way I'm gun'a push that "Submit" button.

thats bordering on dodgy dude...

[Racey Rider]

Gosh.
I'ld hate to think what I'ld have to write for it to classed as true Dodgyness

[toads]

I'm feeling a physic moment commin on...

Hmmmmmmmm

You are single and never had a pregnant partner. Whats more, based on your observations todate, this is likey to continue in the foreseeable future...

Paul N

succinctly put! LOL ( not bad for a mastadon hunter)

[Paul in NZ]

succinctly put! LOL ( not bad for a mastadon hunter)

:sly:

Well I'll bet the average mastadon hunter didn't pick on pregnant lady mastadons as easy meat....

I could tells ya some tales....

[Ms Piggy]

:sly:

Well I'll bet the average mastadon hunter didn't pick on pregnant lady mastadons as easy meat....

I could tells ya some tales....

Ummmmm...thanks but, no thanks.


Save them for the BBQ!

[ching_ching]

And she might have wondered why grandad had that BIG flashlight in his pocket :love2:

Ahh. Did she "See The Light"

[HanaBelle]

That reminds me of a funny story Joni - my sister (being a well endowed women - no I'm not giving out her phone number to you Kerryg!) was in an appliance store one day. She was speaking to one of the staff about getting a new t.v, she notcied he seemed a little pre-occupied with her chest and was in fact directing his conversation to her breasts rather than her face. My lovely sister (being as subtle as a brick) grabs her breasts, shakes them and says, "Oi! Wake up you two he's talking to ya!".

[Paul in NZ]

Ummmmm...thanks but, no thanks.


Save them for the BBQ!

WHAT? In front of Mrs Ex Pregnant Mastadon? (currently mauling a fresh grandchild in ChCh) Are you tring to get me into trouble or just after a free floor show?

Yikes!

No thanks!

Subject forgotten!!!!!

(shudder)

[Lou Girardin]

My wife and one of her friends are very well endowed, they called their chests 'crumb catchers'. So, one day the friend's talking to a guy she fancied. A bit of flirting, all a dither etc. and she referred to her crumb catchers, only she left the r out of crumb.