Another MLC....

[Ms Piggy]

WHAT? In front of Mrs Ex Pregnant Mastadon? (currently mauling a fresh grandchild in ChCh) Are you tring to get me into trouble or just after a free floor show?

Yikes!

No thanks!

Subject forgotten!!!!!

(shudder)

Well you started it! But we still have Stonechucker promising his Air Hostess outfit!

[Racey Rider]

Sorry.
Maybe my minds been on other things,
But what does the MLC stand for??

Like in the first post of the thread,, For those that remember how this thread all started!

[Ms Piggy]

But what does the MLC stand for??

MID LIFE CRISIS

[kerryg]

I'm feeling a physic moment commin on...

Hmmmmmmmm

You are single and never had a pregnant partner. Whats more, based on your observations todate, this is likey to continue in the foreseeable future...

Paul N

A "physic" moment Paul??.....do you feel perhaps that you are trapped inside a black hole or is it merely that your head is up to the neck in a moist, maladorous and humourless place in your own anatomy???? Dark up there????

Well you are right about the single bit(YES!!!!YES!!!YES!!!) but WAY wrong about the pregnant partner. And there was a certain amount of "tongue in the cheek" for what it's worth.

[scumdog]

Well it's a sad day. I guess it was bound to happen eventually though, probably started to suspect it was happening when I found I had to get my leathers "expanded" for the 3rd time, and then there's the having to pee almost hourly and the doctor wagging his finger at me and telling me I need to watch my diet and take my pills...but the EPOCHAL moment was today in the bus on the way to work. I can scarcely bring myself to confess this but...a young woman got up out of her seat and OFFERED IT TO ME. To ME! Little did she know that only moments before I had been eyeing her tits and planning to ask her for a date. *sigh*



I think I'm going to have to buy a tasselled jacket and a Harley..........

I got in early and already have a tassled jacket and a Harley so I'm all set for the fat/bald/pill-taking stage of my life!!!

[scumdog]

Classic CSL!!! - I must meet her some time.
I generally drop my face to their eye level and say "hello Im up here..." that normally brings a little colour to the offending parties face.

Ahh, (sighs) many a rivetting conversation I have had with a pair of fine breasts (they're all fine to me), they are most attentive and never disagreeable, - unlike certain owners of said breasts I have met!!
Roll on summer when more breasts are unleashed and unhindered and ready for conversation!!!