One for the feminists & red necks in you
One for the feminists & red necks in you
Very nice but where do you plug in the iron?
"Watch where you put fingers. He bite."
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
This is where the throbbing cums from.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
I don't think that that'll fit...
"... and it dribbled all the way down here!"
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
"See girls, just find out where to tickle it and it'll do anything you want it to. Just like males."
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
... and this is where you can store the novelty head attachments
I'm NOT Homophobic!! I am not afraid of my own house.
"yes it does have two wheels, but see, you don't have to pedal this one"
"Resort to the law so exhausts finances, patience, courage, hope, so overthrows the brain and breaks the heart, that there is not one honourable lawyer who would not give the warning "Suffer any wrong rather than come here".
Charles Dickens
... and this is where it normally breaks down.![]()
I don't have hair on my balls,
Hair doesn't grow on steel
This called Harley. This replace husband and vibrator....
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
...and if you stick your finger in here he will do anything you want!!
Oh dear, another sad little post from the man who thinks sarcasm is wit.
when stuck without your makeup mirror you can use this shiny bit when waxing your bits
"... and it comes with a bagstrap so you can tote it with you..."
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
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