Riding after taking a shit

**Mom** · 26th November 2007, 18:18

Originally Posted by boomer

you too can ride immediately after taking a dump as the elastacin in ya brown star returns you to comfort mode immediately.

A thought here..........the quick shut valve of the starfish may well be a fool proof way to "hang on" to your seat, so to speak........

**boomer** · 26th November 2007, 18:20

Originally Posted by Mom

A thought here..........the quick shut valve of the starfish may well be a fool proof way to "hang on" to your seat, so to speak........

very true.. however there'd have to be a cure to that 'internal itch'.......

**Mom** · 26th November 2007, 18:25

Originally Posted by boomer

very true.. however there'd have to be a cure to that 'internal itch'.......

I heard there is a cream to fix that now..

**jrandom** · 26th November 2007, 18:25

In my books, there's few things better than a good dump before a ride.

I've had some nasty late-evening cramps when taking a shit after a long day's riding, what with the core muscles working away all day, leaning my gut into the tank, etc.

Best to get it out of the way before getting on the bike, and thereby enjoy the freedom of empty bowels.

**homer** · 26th November 2007, 18:27

what the fucks wrong with you
where the fuck did you come from
i just dont have an answer

.......I suppose next you ll want a wrong number so other cunts can hang up on you ......

There enough shit around now as it is with out someone like you putting more in everyones face .....
sorry to all other offended by this

if you want a piss get a old bike tube stick ya dick in that ...oh thats right thats effluent discharge thats illegal
I also see on your profile that your interest is intelegence.............go ask

**Grub** · 26th November 2007, 18:29

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

Please share your thoughts on shit and wees management while out riding.

Wear a nappy. If you're old enuff you qualify for one from your local retirement village

**mynameis** · 26th November 2007, 18:29

Sounds like the old valves are a bit loose aye, stop hoeing around and you will be fine.

**Mom** · 26th November 2007, 18:31

Originally Posted by renegade master

I find it hard/annoying to remove the boots in order to take a shit when in a rush.

I know I am going to regret this but as I have often thought you have received a heap of boots up the arse for talking shit, are you confirming it for me??????

**The Pastor** · 26th November 2007, 18:35

everyone loves me.

**doc** · 26th November 2007, 18:41

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

I am curious to know if other members of this fine establishment share a common displeasure for riding after passing fecal matter through their anus.

Personally, it feels like my arse has been violated and needs to recover it's 'comfortably diginity' sort of status. Know what I mean?

However I know some people who can shit, then ride, run, exercise, etc.

Another reason for raising this question is when you need to take a shit while out on a long ride. The vibrations sometimes relax the muscles, especially on a V-twin, and you end up trying to hold it in.

Also, I think wees is another related topic of interest.

Please share your thoughts on shit and wees management while out riding.

You sad fucker. Why am I responding. Thats right I'm trying to represent the normal one's. Get a life man.