Riding after taking a shit

**Pancakes** · 26th November 2007, 19:43

Originally Posted by Mom

I know I am going to regret this but as I have often thought you have received a heap of boots up the arse for talking shit, are you confirming it for me??????

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Mom again.

From sea kayaking experience, you can wee and thats nice and warm for a little bit but no poo-poos. And for quite a few years I spent hours in a harness or in many layers of snow gear with no shelter nearby so it's pretty much one in the morning and then forget about it.

If your having issues tho you need to get some nice cereal, not lolly cereal. Hubbards Berry berry lite or fruitful lite are my fave's, a good coffee and see ya later. Fruit too and less processed food. You need some things to get right the way thru, think corn.

Bet you eat white bread too, get into the wholegrain brown.

**nadroj** · 26th November 2007, 19:50

Get a Back-Sack & crack & wipe your arse properly!

**SwanTiger** · 26th November 2007, 21:03

I just can't shit 'on demand' like others can and it really annoys me, I go at least once every one or two days.

Looking further up in the replies I see that someone has mentioned kayaking, this is a fine example of the point I am trying to make, besides taking the piss out of everyone.

To all the haters, this is a valid topic directly related to motorcycling, if you fail to appreciate the truthful and comedic value of this thread discussion you are not a true motorcyclist. Instead, I think you are a dick head.

**Mom** · 26th November 2007, 21:07

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

I just can't shit 'on demand' like others can and it really annoys me, I go at least once every one or two days.

Looking further up in the replies I see that someone has mentioned kayaking, this is a fine example of the point I am trying to make, besides taking the piss out of everyone.

To all the haters, this is a valid topic directly related to motorcycling, if you fail to appreciate the truthful and comedic value of this thread discussion you are not a true motorcyclist. Instead, I think you are a dick head.

Once every one or two days is NORMAL mate. If you are a bit bunged up and want to be freeee before a ride out, I recommend Coloxyl with senna, taken before bed ensures you will get that AAAHHHHHHHHHH feeling in the AM. Give it a few mins and you will be champing at the bit to get to the next pie stop....

**carver** · 26th November 2007, 21:12

Originally Posted by SwanTiger

I am curious to know if other members of this fine establishment share a common displeasure for riding after passing fecal matter through their anus.

Personally, it feels like my arse has been violated and needs to recover it's 'comfortably diginity' sort of status. Know what I mean?

However I know some people who can shit, then ride, run, exercise, etc.

Another reason for raising this question is when you need to take a shit while out on a long ride. The vibrations sometimes relax the muscles, especially on a V-twin, and you end up trying to hold it in.

Also, I think wees is another related topic of interest.

Please share your thoughts on shit and wees management while out riding.

stop having anal penatration and it should stop

its that simple!

**Pancakes** · 26th November 2007, 21:13

I agree that it's relevant and the human norm is from a few times a day to every few days. At the snow I seem to get the urge once in the morning and thats me for the day, my body just knows i guess.

**Usarka** · 26th November 2007, 21:15

Having problems grape ape?

**McJim** · 26th November 2007, 21:18

I have no problem riding after taking a dump - I feel all good and cleaned out after a good ol' defacation...and considerably lighter too (which is handy in the corners) it's busting for a shit DURING the ride that gets me...will the public loo be clean enough...will I have to crouch in the bushes with no toilet roll...and that sort of thing.

You should learn how to wipe your arse properly - it's a useful life skill that stops you from feeling so uncomfortable after a dump.

**jafar** · 26th November 2007, 21:18

Originally Posted by carver

stop having anal penatration and it should stop

its that simple!

& you would know this how ???

**carver** · 26th November 2007, 21:28

Originally Posted by jafar

& you would know this how ???

ah...sidewinder and i are mormons now!

**SwanTiger** · 26th November 2007, 21:31

Originally Posted by jafar

& you would know this how ???

I hear that there are a lot of gay bars in Hamilton, I suppose they have to find something to do down them there ways, auh huah!

**dipshit** · 26th November 2007, 21:32

I remember reading an article in a magazine once that said as much...

Top GP riders have a diet with of lots of fruit and vegetables because they need to "empty their lower bowels" before a race.