Wanker in a stationwagon uses car to touch me up

**Fub@r** · 21st November 2007, 08:21

This morning I was coming along the Nelson St offramp, traffic was stopped along the single lane width portion so I filtered forward along the right hand side of the cars. Had to stop as this guy was over the lane line and there wasn't enough room to get by.

Anyway I was in front of this dark blue station wagon who didn't look too happy about me having been able to filter in front of him. Whilst sitting there stationary this guy is edging forward on me, so think to myself what a cock he is as he edged his nose right beside my leg.

Traffic starts to move off and I'm ahead of this car, he then accelerates on the inside of me to keep trapped against the barrier and gives me a "squeeze" eg moves his car across on me and squashes my leg in to the side of my bike. As he moves back off of me I put the boot in to his drivers door and moved to filter the traffic. This guy decides he will now try and ram me in the arse. I jump into the middle of the lanes and split through to get out of his way.

Only injury is a sore leg from it being pinned in to the side of my bike, slight limp but I'm sure it will wear off.

Can't understand why a cage thinks that a motorbike filtering is going to cost him precious time in his commute!

**Blue Velvet** · 21st November 2007, 08:30

Originally Posted by Fub@r

This morning I was coming along the Nelson St offramp, traffic was stopped along the single lane width portion so I filtered forward along the right hand side of the cars. Had to stop as this guy was over the lane line and there wasn't enough room to get by.

Anyway I was in front of this dark blue station wagon who didn't look too happy about me having been able to filter in front of him. Whilst sitting there stationary this guy is edging forward on me, so think to myself what a cock he is as he edged his nose right beside my leg.

Traffic starts to move off and I'm ahead of this car, he then accelerates on the inside of me to keep trapped against the barrier and gives me a "squeeze" eg moves his car across on me and squashes my leg in to the side of my bike. As he moves back off of me I put the boot in to his drivers door and moved to filter the traffic. This guy decides he will now try and ram me in the arse. I jump into the middle of the lanes and split through to get out of his way.

Only injury is a sore leg from it being pinned in to the side of my bike, slight limp but I'm sure it will wear off.

Can't understand why a cage thinks that a motorbike filtering is going to cost him precious time in his commute!

Man, is there something in the Auckland water today? Are they testing some new drug to make people psycho?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=61425

Glad you're OK.

**jonbuoy** · 21st November 2007, 08:54

Impotence or a small cock.

**foxmoth** · 21st November 2007, 08:59

[QUOTE=Blue Velvet;1305363]Man, is there something in the Auckland water today? Are they testing some new drug to make people psycho?

must be in the rain water, other day what i thought a was delinquent dickhead (with a big bore subaru) was trying to scare me, he tried donuts and weaved about me giving it all large etc but didnt/couldnt touch me, got up next to him to give him the birdie and he turned out to be a bald 60 yr old spastic, this in cambridge where little old ladies ask politely for a fang on ya bike....
thank some one we dont have that many hand guns down here.

crampons on yer town bike boots make a right mess of paint....
glad you ok too

**gijoe1313** · 21st November 2007, 09:01

Man, glad you are okay from that! Assault with a MV even

If that idiot was game enough to do that, must be a low-life or someone who had a brain fart.

Unfortunate you couldn't get his plate details, but I guess survival and discretion is the better part! The thing is, will he try it on again with other bikers?

**Ewan Oozarmy** · 21st November 2007, 09:02

A mate of mine back in London had a similar issue the other day. Here's his post on a motoring forum of how he dealt with it:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/t...p?h=0&t=462312

There seem to be a lot of bikers suffering these idiots of late. Cities seem to attract this sort of jealous bad tempered car drivers throughout the world, unfortunately. Follow them and hurt them, I say.

**Usarka** · 21st November 2007, 09:07

It's Auckland. And another reason to leave this country.

**ElCoyote** · 21st November 2007, 09:11

Are they testing some new drug to make people psycho?

I think the old ones are working just fine...........sadly

Also glad you're OK

**EJK** · 21st November 2007, 09:12

What the FUCK?! thats the worst "Cage Dick" story I've ever heard! what kind of a fucktard is that?!

**Blue Velvet** · 21st November 2007, 09:17

Originally Posted by EJKDDORAI

...what kind of a fucktard is that?!

Originally Posted by foxmoth

...a bald 60 yr old spastic...

LOL

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**pritch** · 21st November 2007, 09:33

Originally Posted by EJKDDORAI

what kind of a fucktard is that?!

One in five people allegedly suffers from some form of mental disorder and most of them are driving around.

People who can't see properly have to wear glasses.
People who can't think? No problem!

**yod** · 21st November 2007, 09:41

its just sad aye - some people think its all a big race and they should prevent anyone and everyone passing them at all costs

unbelievable aye

ridiculous thing is - it wouldnt surprise me if you met the guy outside of his car/off the road he's probably a decent bloke, some poeple just lose it when they get in control of a vehicle