Riding after taking a shit

[SwanTiger]

I am curious to know if other members of this fine establishment share a common displeasure for riding after passing fecal matter through their anus.

Personally, it feels like my arse has been violated and needs to recover it's 'comfortably diginity' sort of status. Know what I mean?

However I know some people who can shit, then ride, run, exercise, etc.

Another reason for raising this question is when you need to take a shit while out on a long ride. The vibrations sometimes relax the muscles, especially on a V-twin, and you end up trying to hold it in.

Also, I think wees is another related topic of interest.

Please share your thoughts on shit and wees management while out riding.

[98tls]

I am curious to know if other members of this fine establishment share a common displeasure for riding after passing fecal matter through their anus.

Personally, it feels like my arse has been violated and needs to recover it's 'comfortably diginity' sort of status. Know what I mean?

However I know some people who can shit, then ride, run, exercise, etc.

Another reason for raising this question is when you need to take a shit while out on a long ride. The vibrations sometimes relax the muscles, especially on a V-twin, and you end up trying to hold it in.

Also, I think wees is another related topic of interest.

Please share your thoughts on shit and wees management while out riding.

Swanny mate,in your case i think shit coming out your anus is the least of your worrys.Wipe your chin.

[Boob Johnson]

Swanny mate,in your case i think shit coming out your anus is the least of your worrys.Wipe your chin.

lmfao!!! Couldn't have said it better myself.

Im pretty sure this is the potty trained section of the forums

[Scouse]

Oh Ithought this thread was about riding after smokin some shit

[SwanTiger]

Swanny mate,in your case i think shit coming out your anus is the least of your worrys.Wipe your chin.

Excuse me, this is a relevant topic that directly relates to every single motorcyclist, regardless of their chosen machine, age, race, gender or in skidMark's case, species.

[SwanTiger]

Oh Ithought this thread was about riding after smokin some shit

That's tomorrow's thread, which will be inspired by the Norfland Crew !

[MSTRS:Me]

If this function upsets you...get a colostomy bag fitted. With sequins on it if you like. Bling for bung.

[MisterD]

I think you maybe need to up the fibre content of your diet...

[Deano]

Try riding a sports bike with blue balls.

[Brett]

Cant say that I share your problem. Can I suggest Muesli or Allbran for breakfast to ...loosen things up??
Nothing worse than riding on a full bladder tho...some bumpy roads make it torture.

[rufusdion]

.......................ahahhahhahahhahahhahhaha
i really dont know what to say.

[The Pastor]

I find it hard/annoying to remove boots/ pants in order to take a shit when in a rush.

[boomer]

i do believe a doctor might tell you that you suffer such a reaction due to the fact your sphincter muscle takes such a beasting. Tell Grahameeboy .. NO! and watch as you too can ride immediately after taking a dump as the elastacin in ya brown star returns you to comfort mode immediately.

[98tls]

I think you maybe need to up the fibre content of your diet...

Carbon works.

[Mom]

As a Mom I am somewhat of an expert on poohs and wees. Mate, you should have dealt with the poo thing not long after your feet hit the floor in the morning.....usually my 2nd cup of coffee sorts that out. (can never have enough info eh guys!)

I can however realte to the OMG! sort of "I need to go poo poo now!" feeling if you manage to overcook a corner, or heaven forbid have a close encounter of the caged variety.

The wees thing is individual, but as a rule of thumb, go wees before you leave is good Mom advice.........apart from that......


ROTFLMAO.............welcome back Swanny!