Quote Originally Posted by pde964 View Post
The EBA room at Greenlane (the old MoT base) was the scene of many vain attempts to beat the system.

Some wit recognised the mirth possible in this, and put a Dymo label on the wall in the toilet made available to drivers who had been caught out by a positive BST at the roadside. It was in the biggest letters available, in red tape, and went something like

"DRIVERS ARE REQUESTED TO EAT NO MORE THAN HALF A CAKE OF SOAP".

In 20 years I haven't seen a way to beat the system apart from some procedural nonsense. Don't want the inconvenience of a drink drive conviction? Easy, don't drink drive. I look forward to seeing the suggestions placed in KB in practise. They won't work, but will provide great amusement for the cops.

I saw a stat recently. I love stats. Sigh. 98% of all people charged with EBA offences plead guilty. Of the 2% that go to a defended hearing, about 90% of those are found guilty. That makes about, well, bugger all successful defended cases. Good luck trying to be one of them.

C'mon Pete...

Ya know those blue urinal cakes will do it... If they don't, shit it's funny...

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