View Poll Results: Male Bikers who exfolliate - gay, or not gay?

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  • Gay. No doubt about it, buy that man some shares in KY.

    37 64.91%
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  1. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Anyone wanna tell me I'm gay?
    I'd never call you gay, dude, not since you proved that you didn't push back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Moisturising is one thing, I mean it's simply helping maintain the natural levels of oils in the skin...

    But to remove the naturally worn and toughened outer dermal layer for the sake of vanity??
    I'm not ashamed to say I exfoliate, but it sure as hell isn't for that reason. The exact same stuff you use to clean grease and shit off your hands after working with bikes (I *know* gijoe1313 has some, and you do too probably!) is the same stuff and the exact same reason I do it on my face. I stick my head in a helmet every day, the last thing I want is 'worn and toughened' dirty sweaty skin going in and out of it.

    Exfoliation is awesome. A nice helmet is awesome, and a happier GF in the sack is double awesome.

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    Dude...

    All this talk coming from you about helmets, sticking heads into said helmets and your woman being happy...

    I'm gonna make the safe assumption you know ALL the words to YMCA as well...
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    Dude you got me. I admit my ignorance - at first I thought that 'exfoliate' is a smartass way of saying 'shave' and I almost voted for it being a manly habit.
    But honestly, what's next - manicuring toenails?
    "People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule

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    Sweet Jesus no wonder this country is stuffed up. On this site we have women asking about your fave porn style and men asking about comsetics...

    Gack!

    I'm going STRAIGHT out to my man cave tonight and listening to MAN music and drinking beer until I either vomit or pass out.... SOMEONE has to keep the traditions alive for the future....

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    It's just like soap.. but with rough bits in it. If anything that is manlier.
    Or are you scccccccared and still use your little girly *smooth* soap?


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    Quote Originally Posted by zeocen View Post
    It's just like soap.. but with rough bits in it. If anything that is manlier.
    Or are you scccccccared and still use your little girly *smooth* soap?

    What soap? I have a tub of swarfegger in the shower (outside wall of house) and that is set to COLD.

    You pricks started getting soft once you got overhead cams and electric starting ffs.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    I dunno about face scrub but I do use skin stuff that my lady bought me (it says moisturiser on the bottle but it's really 'skin stuff')
    Careful Col, it makes your hair fall out...


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    Anyone wanna tell me I'm gay?
    Ok....you're gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeocen View Post
    I'm not ashamed to say I exfoliate...The exact same stuff you use to clean grease and shit off your hands after working with bikes is the same stuff and the exact same reason I do it on my face.
    You use swarfega to clean your face! You are THE MAN! Nothing GAY about you!

    Quote Originally Posted by zeocen View Post
    I stick my head in a helmet every day, the last thing I want is 'worn and toughened' dirty sweaty skin going in and out of it.
    Exfoliation is awesome. A nice helmet is awesome, and a happier GF in the sack is double awesome.
    Now I am confused, I cant imagine a girlfriend thinking you smell sweet as after using mechanics hand cleaner to wash your face? You must be GAY!
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Dear god, i'm happier covered head to toe in grease and carbon and all other manner of working on bike/car stuff. If its stuck to ANY (and i mean ANY) part of the body i just get out the kero that i use for cleaning engine parts, cleans and gives a manly smell!
    If the world didn't suck so much, we would all fall off

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    I thought this was a gardening thread. But then I looked up what the word means: scrubbers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    You use swarfega to clean your face! You are THE MAN! Nothing GAY about you!

    Now I am confused, I cant imagine a girlfriend thinking you smell sweet as after using mechanics hand cleaner to wash your face? You must be GAY!
    I meant it was the same deal, they both have the exfoliating crap in them to get the dirt off. Pardon me for keeping my expensive helmet clean and fresh.

    If I use RANDOM caps on SOME of MY WORDS will my point GET ACROSS more effectively?

    Paul: bling your way lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sels1 View Post
    Careful Col, it makes your hair fall out...
    I have hair??!!?? And I thought that it made you go blind...?
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    Ok....you're gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeocen View Post
    I meant it was the same deal, they both have the exfoliating crap in them to get the dirt off. Pardon me for keeping my expensive helmet clean and fresh.

    If I use RANDOM caps on SOME of MY WORDS will my point GET ACROSS more effectively?

    Paul: bling your way lol
    My caps are not RANDOM.......(more than 3) LOL

    Sadly I have no more bling left for a few hours
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    OK, help me out here.

    What, exactly, is 'exfoliating'?
    I thort it woz a euphrmism for farting.
    Dear god, i'm happier covered head to toe in grease and carbon and all other manner of working on bike/car stuff. If its stuck to ANY (and i mean ANY) part of the body i just get out the kero that i use for cleaning engine parts, cleans and gives a manly smell!
    That aerosol degreaser stuff y' get at supercheap for $2 a can is better. Gets all the grease n stuff off really good.
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    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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