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  1. 10th December 2007, 15:42 #31
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    Brake fluid does not like paint.
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    Being the only ignoramus to be brave enough to admit he doesn't know what DAMHIK stands for...
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
    Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
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    The stand kill switch can only be bypassed by taking the stand up. No amount of tinkering and mucking around with the choke and throttle will do the job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Brake fluid does not like paint.
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    Hmmm - I thought it was the other way around...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Being the only ignoramus to be brave enough to admit he doesn't know what DAMHIK stands for...
    Don't Ask Me How I Know...

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    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Not all of the ladies in Thailand are actually ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Don't Ask Me How I Know...

    DAMHIK

    Ah, so it's not like "Damn, Hic!"

    Of course, upon reflection, it was obvious! I just plead tired brain...
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    If you are not watching, the toilet seat comes down with a BANG!....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    If you are not watching, the toilet seat comes down with a BANG!....

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    And trying to catch it can be....zippers must have been invented by chics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    If you are not watching, the toilet seat comes down with a BANG!....

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    Obviously not well potty trained...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Hmmm - I thought it was the other way around...
    Depends if you put it in the master cylinder before or after the incident
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    Taking the bike off center stand is easier while sitting on the bike
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Some motorcycle side stands can become entangled in flared or cargo pants, trapping your leg to the bike and making you fall over.

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    Forgetting to put your feet down when stopping can have a similar effect!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris View Post
    Forgetting to put your feet down when stopping can have a similar effect!!!

    As can forgetting to put the sidestand down after "making an entrance" showing off to your mates...


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    The male is often excess to requirements in a threesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by car View Post
    Also, shoelace loops will inevitably find their way over the end of the gear lever, resulting in an "unrequested surplus gear-shift" when you try to put your foot down. ................
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    hey fella - i've been there ..... that's why bike boots have zips i guess! DAMHIK
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