Damhik

[qldzxr250a]

whenever pulling your bike apart and re-assembeling it dont shrug off the extra screw u inevidibley find as no major worry...


DAMHIK

[qldzxr250a]

Thinking that the bird flying directly at your chest will move BEFORE it hits u...


DAMHIK

[Swampdonkey]

A 4 stroke engine will not.....I repeat "will not" run on diesel.........
DAMHIK

[tri boy]

Misjudging the clearance of a slightly lowered garage roller door, while riding into the entrance at "a fair clip", slightly drunk.

Trying to kick start a XR600 while inebriated on a bottle of Jacks, only to smash the handle bar through your mates stereo.

DAMHIK

[Mom]

After someone who has been kind enough to have a look at your bike, test ride it, offer advice and generally be very helpful parks it up...

Ensure you check the kill switch when you get back on to ride home, else you go back in and accuse him of flattening your battery !!!!

DAMHIK +10!!!!

[MotoKuzzi]

Unlimited rpm on your diesel vehicle is possible if you clean (soak) the paper air filter in petrol, dry it in the hot sun for 1/2 an hr, then blow it out with compressed air, replace the air filter and start the engine.
DAMHIK

[Mom]

A 4 stroke engine will not.....I repeat "will not" run on diesel.........
DAMHIK

You should have asked Grahameeboy, he already worked that out........LOL

[Mom]

As can forgetting to put the sidestand down after "making an entrance" showing off to your mates...


DAMHIK

That happens at petrol stations too, or so I have heard DAMHIK

[avgas]

Do not stub cigarettes out in mystery puddles at service stations
AMHIK

Balls do go blue after hitting the tank at speed
DAMHIK

The lighter the buggy the higher the flip
DAMHIK

Power valves will lift a front wheel mid corner
DAMHIK

[warewolf]

collective 'stuff I know' thread that will be amusing.

Some motorcycle side stands can become entangled in flared or cargo pants, trapping your leg to the bike and making you fall over.

Big Dave in flares? Now that's amusing.

Were they sideways or front-to-back flares?

[Big Dave]

Big Dave in flares? Now that's amusing.

Were they sideways or front-to-back flares?

1976 I wore flares on a CB450. Not very often though - they flap.

[vifferman]

1976 I wore flares on a CB450. Not very often though - they flap.

Not if you tuck'em into your boots.
If you wore boots, that is.
Apart from gummies (on my dirt bike), I wore sneakers or jandals (if it was hot).
I don't think people who weren't teenagers in the 70s would understand the flared-jeans thing.
It was a brief-lived momentary madness.

[Ocean1]

I don't think people who weren't teenagers in the 70s would understand the flared-jeans thing.
It was a brief-lived momentary madness.

Not too many years ago a boss decided the in-house dress code was woefully lacking.

He fired off a directive that all staff from middle mgnt up must wear a shirt and tie. No exceptions.

Come Monday at least six of us arrived in 36" flares, platform boots, purple shirts with lace collars etc and lace cravats.

[MadDuck]

Parking your bike on a steep gradient when one is short may require asking some young gentleman to give you a shove to get the bike off the stand.....

DAMHIK

[Big Dave]

Don't eat Garden Salad drenched in Balsamic Dressing in front of your computer monitor.

The Balsamic can promote a serious cough reflex. Puts a new meaning on Green Screen.