Damhik

[HenryDorsetCase]

Not too many years ago a boss decided the in-house dress code was woefully lacking.

He fired off a directive that all staff from middle mgnt up must wear a shirt and tie. No exceptions.

Come Monday at least six of us arrived in 36" flares, platform boots, purple shirts with lace collars etc and lace cravats.

thats fantastic

[Hans]

Absence of loctite on signal generator results in hole in magnesium engine cover. DAMHIK

[tri boy]

Briggs n Stratton powered lawn mowers pass electric fence current through the engine and chassis, without skipping a beat. DAMHIK

[Usarka]

A 60 dollar whore is false economy. DAMHIK

[Insanity_rules]

Be careful riding slowly past carport poles.

A motorcycle CAN do a burn out on carpet.

Banging your girl in the ass after eating mexican food is a BAD idea.

Elderly Ladies can swing a good left hook.

Trying to outdrink your extremely alcoholic father-in-law is a bad idea.

Badly maintained chains can lock your back wheel up.

DAMHIK

[Hans]

Banging your girl in the ass after eating mexican food is a BAD idea.

DAMHIK

That's called a 'rocky road' if I remember correctly.

[Insanity_rules]

That's called a 'rocky road' if I remember correctly.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=rocky+road Damn your right Hans. Well done sir.

[LBD]

38 inch Diameter round pistons do not fit into 37+3/4 x 38+1/4 inch oval cylinders.......

DAMHIK.....DAMHIK....DAMHIK.....

(35 years ago, and still qualifies as the biggest of my working career....)