It's known as 'my bike'
Should I ever see it tootling down the road, I am then able to shout with confidence "Holy shit, someone has stolen 'my bike'"
This is far more descriptive, and in the event of said 'my bike' being borrowed and said borrowing witnessed by self, then a better chance of recovery would be expected.
Imagine running down the road screaming "The bastards have taken Mr Tiddlesworth!"
Oh how the bystanders and the poliss would laugh...
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