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  1. 31st December 2007, 01:30 #1
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    Shaggin' on, over, in, under a bike!

    Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike,

    Shagged on or up against one??

    Anyone dropped the bike in the process?? Snapped a paddock stand?

    Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! ZX10, ZX10, ZX10, Superduke, Firestorm...

    Oh geez the list goes on, and moistens!!
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
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    On a similar note, if you had to choose between booking a hotel with the girlfriend on New Year's Eve, and buying engine oil in order to change the oil within the recommended interval, which would you choose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    On a similar note, if you had to choose between booking a hotel with the girlfriend on New Year's Eve, and buying engine oil in order to change the oil within the recommended interval, which would you choose?
    change the oil!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike,

    Shagged on or up against one??

    Anyone dropped the bike in the process?? Snapped a paddock stand?

    Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! ZX10, ZX10, ZX10, Superduke, Firestorm...

    Oh geez the list goes on, and moistens!!
    Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! ZX10, ZX10, ZX10, Superduke, ZX11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! .... ZX11
    So you're a chubby chaser then Dan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    On a similar note, if you had to choose between booking a hotel with the girlfriend on New Year's Eve, and buying engine oil in order to change the oil within the recommended interval, which would you choose?
    Now which one could you ride furtherest with some oiling up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike...
    Are you actually as preoccupied with sexual intercourse as you appear to be, or is just a mask for some other more complex oddity?
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    I wouldn't mind shagging somewhere near Kiwifruit's bike!!!








    Shagging my hubby that is, in view of that horney thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    On a similar note, if you had to choose between booking a hotel with the girlfriend on New Year's Eve, and buying engine oil in order to change the oil within the recommended interval, which would you choose?
    LMAO! As long as both are lubed it's all good. What works for some may not work for others...

    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Are you actually as preoccupied with sexual intercourse as you appear to be, or is just a mask for some other more complex oddity?
    Im complex, you know it. And not having a bike, I dont get my daily fix lol...
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
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    Im complex, you know it. And not having a bike, I dont get my daily fix lol...
    hmmm know the feeling......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I wouldn't mind shagging somewhere near Kiwifruit's bike!!!








    Shagging my hubby that is, in view of that horney thing.
    Good job I spotted the small print Trudes... I was about to inject some suitable witticism. Instead I'll just wish you and Nigel a fabbo new year.
    In fact that goes to all reading this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike,

    Shagged on or up against one??

    Anyone dropped the bike in the process?? Snapped a paddock stand?

    Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! ZX10, ZX10, ZX10, Superduke, Firestorm...

    Oh geez the list goes on, and moistens!!
    I do recall a trip to the A&E for treatment for a nasty burn after a the side stand on my bike gave way and i ended up straddling the muffler, wouldn't have been so bad i had pants on...............Try riding a TL1000r with out sitting on the seat for an hour
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    muhahahahahaa you like some kinky sh*t ay lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I wouldn't mind shagging somewhere near Kiwifruit's bike!!!

    Shagging my hubby that is, in view of that horney thing.
    Hmmmm, wonder if he will let me borrow his bike
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike,

    Shagged on or up against one??

    Anyone dropped the bike in the process?? Snapped a paddock stand?

    Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! ZX10, ZX10, ZX10, Superduke, Firestorm...

    Oh geez the list goes on, and moistens!!
    OMG.....would one of you dudes just give this chick a decent shag FFS! or buy her a toy with a months supply of batteries! geesh
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