Fuckin squids in Wanganui letting the side down

[jrandom]

OTOH, if you ding a car while splitting, you are certainly a ghey.

Yup, that is a very teh ghey.

All I can imagine is that maybe he was riding a new bike with an exhaust that stuck out way more than his previous one.

Something like that.

But, what a plonker, eh?

Fuckin squids.

[jrandom]

Was teh squid on the R1 kiwi fruitaliciious?

More of a salty taste, I'd say.

Squid it up i say.... meh meeeh ...

fookin NEOWWWWWW!

[fireball]

ah yes but they have just as much hair on there bodies as a sheep :P

i like the wool lanolin is good for the skin where as the nasty stubble rash from the woman down there does nothing for me!

[Mom]

Thanks guys, have been at work all day, needed a giggle when I got home!

[jrandom]

Good thing they didn't get the breathalyser out! I was pissed

Yes, you are a bad man.

Seemed to work well for you, though. I'm taking a hipflask to the races next year.

[Mom]

Yes, you are a bad man.

Seemed to work well for you, though. I'm taking a hipflask to the races next year.

Now, now dont blow your image here, remember boozers are losers!

[jrandom]

Now, now dont blow your image here, remember boozers are losers!

Yes, and apparently speed kills.

Being dead doesn't seem too bad so far, so I figure I might as well drink up.

[pritch]

Riding short distances slowly around a small town and I don't see the problem.

I seem to recall that Mike Hailwood had an accident while going to get fish and chips? He wasn't planning on having an accident, but it killed him anyway.

Some hereabout seemingly haven't heard the saying,
"Dress for the slide, not for the ride."

Riding in shorts is stupid, but you have that right (for a little bit longer at least). It's your life.

Just don't try and pretend that it's anything other than stupid because it isn't.

[Taz]

I seem to recall that Mike Hailwood had an accident while going to get fish and chips? He wasn't planning on having an accident, but it killed him anyway.

Some hereabout seemingly haven't heard the saying,
"Dress for the slide, not for the ride."

Riding in shorts is stupid, but you have that right (for a little bit longer at least). It's your life.

Just don't try and pretend that it's anything other than stupid because it isn't.

Says you.......

[Mike748]

Yeah Maha. My first post was a bit of a stir. But I do believe that too many people are too worried about what others do. That's not a way to live. Just worry about yourselves and what you can personally change people. Leave the rest to fate.

Agreed, got a couple of louts tearing up n down our street on dirt bikes wearing nothing but shorts, wife was getn pissed about it ......... told her not to stress as it'll go nice n quite while theyre getn their skin grafts.

[huck farley]

Theres only ever been two good things to come out of Wanganui....
The road north and the road south, oh three if you count that sludge flow they call the 'River'...

Well thank you very much, Warkworth is not exactly the Riviera of the North now is it.

The only good thing to take there is a bladder full of stale piss, cause you do have some good public shit houses.

And the only good thing to take with you when you go, is the big breakfast, from the shop the Chinese people run. All the other lazy bastards are closed at eight o'clock am

Don't you ever come back to Wangavagus I will get Mayor Laws!! to baaaa you. The only Mayor with Balls, besides Banksy.

I met the Mayor of Warkworth he was cleaning the shit houses at the time!!
Decent bloke though.

[Cary]

Harsh words Mr Maha.
I think it's all about personal choice. (the riding gear bit). Not the same as your sleeping around behind the Mrs's back and bringing her home a disease surely? Only hurting yourself by not wearing all the gear and only if you come off.... Riding short distances slowly around a small town and I don't see the problem. Riding at speed and riding stupid and of course you're more likely to put yourself at risk. Been 22 years since my last crash and even that hardly counts as one.
Andy.

Not counting the off-road crashes then.........

Says you.......

Keep stirring.........

[pritch]

Says you.......

No. Says the ones that aren't stupid.

Find me an authoritative source that says it's OK to ride around on a bike in shorts, tee shirt, and jandals, and I may be convinced.

On the other hand I don't have to move out of my chair to read several that advise to the contrary.

[sunhuntin]

i regularly ride in a tshirt... hell sometimes i will ride in a sleeveless shirt.
my only major off, my protective gear was an open facer helmet and steel cap cowboy boots. i was also wearing jeans, a singlet and cheapo warehouse sunglasses.
i landed on my back [i think] and walked away.
my legs, which were the most protected, are fucked. i cant kneel for long periods without my knees locking. my left lower leg is nothing but scar tissue, and even shaving is agony. a slight brush of a finger is almost enough to send me through the roof in pain. pillioning for more than an hour on a sprotsbike means a bit of staggering on my part when i get off.
my upper body, i got two small knicks in my thumb and the lens came out of my glasses.

[Kiwibloke]

Dont know about you guys, but im a great fan of a good wheel stand! Hope there wasnt too much damage to the bikes muffler!