I hate cleaning my bike!!

[NC]

I need to get someone to clean it for me

It takes soooooo long! Stoopid road grime..
Friggen 1 hour to clean the wheels alone

[manuboy]

Grime? Spooge i think is the official term according to the Firestromer dictionary.... so go clean the rest of the spooge off your bike then go for a ride (i am.......)

[Holy Roller]

I need to get someone to clean it for me

It takes soooooo long! Stoopid road grime..
Friggen 1 hour to clean the wheels alone

Steam clean 5 mins
2hours to wash polish tank and shiny engine parts
Only when it gets really dirty.

[NC]

Grime? Spooge i think is the official term according to the Firestromer dictionary.... so go clean the rest of the spooge off your bike then go for a ride (i am.......)

It's finished, just have to re-oil the chain
I so can't be bothered going for a ride
Note to self, pick up a 'Firestormers dictionary' on bike "lingo".

[Coyote]

Try cleaning a MXer. No matter how hard you try to make it look clean, once it drys, it still looks like you've just been riding.

[NC]

Steam clean 5 mins
2hours to wash polish tank and shiny engine parts
Only when it gets really dirty.

Dude, you should have seen the wheels...
Baked on road kiff.. Got the old tooth brush out..scrub scrub...Bleh

Does steam cleaning it get all the shit off it?

[Al]

"Sun is shining, weather is fine......"
C'mon, you're not shy..... put on bikini and wash bike in driveway, soon you will have a heap of heplers... hehehe

[NC]

"Sun is shining, weather is fine......"
C'mon, you're not shy..... put on bikini and wash bike in driveway, soon you will have a heap of heplers... hehehe

I think the neighbours would freak out, I think they can just handle that I ride a loud bike. I don't think going outside and washing the bike in a bikini is a good idea when you are this "tattooed up" in a nice part of the Mount. They might think I'm trying to nick it and rob the house...lol

[Posh Tourer :P]

Try cleaning summat like this....

The fins on that pot are an absolute bitch, which is why they arent clean. One is, but only because it was covered in oil and thats easier to get off than spooge in oxide...

Still, toothbrush or paintbrush job, and it'd take ages if I ever bothered.... :disapint:

You fullas with full fairings have got it easy........

[NC]

Try cleaning summat like this....

The fins on that pot are an absolute bitch, which is why they arent clean. One is, but only because it was covered in oil and thats easier to get off than spooge in oxide...

Still, toothbrush or paintbrush job, and it'd take ages if I ever bothered.... :disapint:

You fullas with full fairings have got it easy........

Oh I'm going to havtah say it.....

It's cause you ride a old mans bike, and old men have nothing better to do than wash their bikes


*Runs off*

[Blakamin]

I have 3 bike cleaning toothbrushes

I never washed the honda...couldnt be bothered...
but the Duc... 6 hours last sunday... none today coz it keeps raining and i keep riding... tomorrow it may get a clean

[Posh Tourer :P]

Oh I'm going to havtah say it.....

It's cause you ride a old mans bike, and old men have nothing better to do than wash their bikes

*Runs off*

You forgot about

Sleeping, reminiscing, sleeping, riding at 90kmh, sleeping, being an arsehole™, sleeping, NotWavingToSprotsBikes™, sleeping, complaining about washing bikes, sleeping, yelling at KidsTheseDays™, sleeping, and saying things like "BackInMyDay™"

Plenty of things to keep those chronologically challenged of us amused.... :cool2:

[NC]

You forgot about

Sleeping, reminiscing, sleeping, riding at 90kmh, sleeping, being an arsehole™, sleeping, NotWavingToSprotsBikes™, sleeping, complaining about washing bikes, sleeping, yelling at KidsTheseDays™, sleeping, and saying things like "BackInMyDay™"

Plenty of things to keep those chronologically challenged of us amused.... :cool2:

This emoticon look like it's wearing those old peoples glasses :cool2:

How fetching...lol

[NC]

I have 3 bike cleaning toothbrushes

I never washed the honda...couldnt be bothered...
but the Duc... 6 hours last sunday... none today coz it keeps raining and i keep riding... tomorrow it may get a clean

6 Hours?!!!
FFS!! Did you get all the dirt off it? Most of it was polishing the knobs, eh?


I have 2 toothbrushes for the bike...

[Wonko]

NC 30, all you have to do is walk down to the beach, and say to a couple of guys that you need some help with your bike. Wearing the forementioned bikini you'll have no lack of people lining up to clean your bike