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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    anybody?
    im sure you can find a couple willing folk here on KB

    wait... that not what you meant?


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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    ok next time you head out that way call me..... she wouldnt let me trash the CD im so jealous, thats almost as good as sex ya know!
    Oh yea it was great fun, grinding hard down on those pegs, sparks going, getting a little bit of air doing a jump horny stuff!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Badger8 View Post
    Nah, after all that constant vibration over the years, they struggle to get it up. and even then their boys are swimmin in circles
    I'm about 3 miles up shit creek, hard to pull chicks on a GN!
    I dont want to know about your fisting techniques dear

    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    hot...
    Come join us for a "blat" then hahahahha
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    hot...
    yeah and we know it!
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    I dont want to know about your fisting techniques dear
    3 miles tho... pretty impressive eh?


    oh dear... if only my mother could see me now... she'd be so proud...
    IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
    Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Come join us for a "blat" then hahahahha
    Might just have to take you up on that offer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Oh yea it was great fun, grinding hard down on those pegs, sparks going, getting a little bit of air doing a jump horny stuff!!
    so how much of the pegs are left enough to go another round?
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    LOL now how do you know my name???
    It's lurking in the URL of your personal home page listed on your KB profile.

    Poirou


    "...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    Chain lube does not make good lube in other scenarios. DAMHIK
    Much the same as clingfilm and a rubber band does not constitute a condom...
    Quote Originally Posted by Badger8 View Post
    hard to pull chicks on a GN!
    It is not the size of the item, it is how you use it. Apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    so how much of the pegs are left enough to go another round?
    oh theres half pegs left I think..

    Quote Originally Posted by ceebie13 View Post
    It's lurking in the URL of your personal home page listed on your KB profile.

    Poirou
    Geez someone went to that home page thing, I thought it was just to make my profile look intelligent...I forgot the password to it so haven't been into it for a long time!!


    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Much the same as clingfilm and a rubber band does not constitute a condom...

    It is not the size of the item, it is how you use it. Apparently.
    Much like the difference between KY and deep heat...

    As for the size..and performance...oh gees dont get me started...I found a decent cock once, but it didnt know how to be used! *kb name here *
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike,
    Oh geez the list goes on, and moistens!!
    Theres was this one time, after the cheesecutter ride, i had water balst the pillion part of the seat when i got home, now who was it on the back that day?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    On a similar note, if you had to choose between booking a hotel with the girlfriend on New Year's Eve, and buying engine oil in order to change the oil within the recommended interval, which would you choose?

    engine oil, at least the bike will appreciate it, and let you ride her however you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Much like the difference between KY and deep heat...
    ow ow ow ow ow ow

    That would be so uncool (see the pun, hehehe)

    OOOWWWWWWW!!!



    Ahh dude, i like getting walked on by a chick in stilettos and leather as much as the next guy but DAMN thats too far....

    ow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    I found a decent cock once, but it didnt know how to be used! *kb name here *
    Oh dear!

    If a list of cocks on KB were ever made...
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    OMG, where do I start? So many cocks, so little time!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    OMG, where do I start? So many cocks, so little time!!
    Who is it that keeps hacking into my account????

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