Bike rally ancedotes

[FJRider]

Oh I just remembered... what goes on tour stays on tour... what happens at a rally stays at a rally

Or did you remember how many "stories" (all lies eh) could be told about you ???

[scumdog]

Then there was the time when I could hear a bunch of guys standing around the tent at the March Hare discussing the finer points of my iron-head Sporty..

And CB did a grouse job of fake orgasm noises..... the place went quiet for about 50 yards around for about ten seconds.. then a lone voice said "shit, I wouldn't mind a bit of what HE's getting"

Effin near pissed myself!!

And the time a guy wandered up to the tent where I was drinking at the old 12-Mile Delta site of the Remarkables rally with 'something' in a 2-litre lemonade bottle (and it had crazed the plastic from the inside) which he had 'found'.
We drank it - and 12 hours later I awoke beside a tent about 100 yards away with no memory, a mouth like the bottom of a vulure nest and a head pounding like WRX.... what was in the bottle was anybodies guess...

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Or did you remember how many "stories" (all lies eh) could be told about you ???

Hey... oh wait, its probably all true gawd damnit all

[the mouse]

"One of the good things about rallys,is the chance to re-tell stories of previous rallys."
Exactly, been to heaps, talked plenty of crap over a beer and have quite a few yarns from own experiences, trouble is as your very next sentence states ....
"Before the ingestion of various substances, make this difficult."
Most sunday mornings after a night at a bike rally i'm like most, brain dead with only tasks present on the mind is ... coffee,dump, ride home.
Most iv'e talked to think a yarn book is a great idea, you don't have to buy it, if and when published, leave it on the shelf between Playboy and Classic Bike.

[RentaTriumph]

Never be stupid enough to leave your helmet beside your bike then piss people off by starting your bike up at 3am in the morning. Then staggering off to your tent leaving your helmet behind.

[FJRider]

Most iv'e talked to think a yarn book is a great idea, you don't have to buy it, if and when published, leave it on the shelf between Playboy and Classic Bike.

All rally goers would buy a copy, so copies would'nt fall into the wrong hands (the hands of she/he who stayed at home)

[the mouse]

So true, heh heh!