Your best "Dissing boy racers" story.

[cowpoos]

I beg to differ here. Subaru drivers are THE WORST WANKERS on the road!

that might be why no one wants to buy my B4 legacy???

[cowpoos]

Bwa ha ha ha ha !! True that....bit like black gixxers....

piffft!!! ya mean blue and white ones

[El Dopa]

Here's another good one that I think I posted on here a couple of years back.

Can't find the one where you go past the car full of bike-hatin' rednecks on one wheel at 180kmh on the way back from Puke. While waving.

I reckon you should repost that one.

[boomer]

Bwa ha ha ha ha !! True that....bit like black gixxers....

piffft!!! ya mean blue and white ones

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[Ivan]

Well heres my boyracer story.

Boy Racers rule there cars are pimp.

And do not Diss a Rotang till youve been in one they are fucken fast

[DEATH_INC.]

Difference is, you never see a ricer at pace on the open road.

I dissagree, I know a few guys if yer keen....

[skidMark]

Here's another good one that I think I posted on here a couple of years back.

Heading to work on Riff raffs SV one day, particularly deserted piece of motorway.......ummm...errrrr....closed road and a fricken Honda Integra draws along side and starts pegging back gears, making heaps of fucken noise. So I thinks "You're history mate" and start winding the SV on in fourth. Making much better noise I might add. You know that feeling you get when ya think you might be about to lose, so you don't wanna look like you're trying to hard. So here's me thrashing the arse off the little 650, hunching a little, but trying not to look like I am, while this bloody ricer car next to me is level pegging. Till about 190, then he starts to drop me off a little. WTF? This is a fricken 1800 Honda for Christs sake. Then it REALLY starts to drop me off!! I mean, it pissed off in a big way. As we're starting to gain on some traffic and both obviously responsible model citizens, I see the Integras brake lights glow and I coast alongside, giving the dude a well deserved thumbs up as I cruise by.

Take a look in the mirrors as I change lanes in front of him and there's an intercooler that looks like it came off the fucken space shuttle draped over the front bumper.

Cheating prick.

If it was black and lowered on mags with big frontmount...it was probably 0arbreaka in his old one...it got nicked though.

like this.....???? it was turboooooooo

[Sanx]

Mine was not that long ago. Followed some of the boi-wonders to the private closed road (ish) they use for hooming about. Just watched for a while. One subaru seemed to the centre of attention, and it was actually quite quick. For a cage.

So I rolled up next to him and asked if he wanted a real challenge. I said I'd wait until he shifted to second.

He took off. I heard the pfffffft and launched. Went past him with the front wheel just off the ground, still in first. Very enjoyable and very silly. Really. Am ashamed of myself. No really, I am.

[rwh]

Well heres my boyracer story.

Boy Racers rule there cars are pimp.

And do not Diss a Rotang till youve been in one they are fucken fast

Only turbos though, right?

I took an early RX7 for a test drive once. Then I drove home in my parents' Daihatsu Applause 1.6. The Daihatsu was faster.

Richard

[skidMark]

Only turbos though, right?

I took an early RX7 for a test drive once. Then I drove home in my parents' Daihatsu Applause 1.6. The Daihatsu was faster.

Richard

i used to have an applause legendary ,machine...

was keeping up with morcs and zero index up SH16 in it with a 120kg passenger auto 1.6l

with all 4 wheels sliding round 55's LOL

front wheel drive car whole thing sliding = oh lordy lol

had full control tho....

go round corners bloodey well for a family car those applauses!

[Coyote]

I beg to differ here. Subaru drivers are THE WORST WANKERS on the road!

You would lose the knack for it when you have a surplus of loose women that go ga-ga over these cars...

Funny thing you know, 'boy racers' are pretty much the same a bikers...same rebel attitude, and the same in that there's a few that fuck it up for all the others.....the serious one's go to the track, some just cruise. They all like racing off the lights and showing off....just like us....

Agreed. We just think we're better since we're winning

[Toaster]

I recall giving these little shits many a wind up.

One kid thought it was "cool" to explain to me all the money spent and mods done on his $2000 jap import to make it "bling" and a "real street racer".

I told him "well it still looks and drives like shit and sounds like a hairdryer... get a real car".

He looked more deflated than the space saver spare tyre.

[DEATH_INC.]

Weeeell, I've had some fun on both sides.....
I had a run against a Suby a few years back on my FZR1000 coming outta the airport, bastard stuck on my tail till about 230kph before I could get away ( love to see ya beat that one on a 400 ) and even more recently had a run against a EVO3 down the s/w motorway, that prick stayed with the Gixxer 'till damn close to 250k.....
I've also stuck up the arse of a blade (older one, a few years ago) when I had My 351 Cortina 'till around 230-240 (not sure exactly, the speedo didn't go that high) and he chickened out and let me past, and stuck up the tailpipes of some guy on a TLs through the old north road in my mates M type Skyline....
And just for good measure I've had my ass handed to me down the drags on the ZX12 by a few cages....though admittedly never had a cage come near that on the road...

[MaxB]

I beg to differ here. Subaru drivers are THE WORST WANKERS on the road!

You are talking about boy racers in Subys right? If not thats a hell of a generalisation. No accidents or tickets in either of my Subarus in over 200000kms (touch wood) and there are heaps of older Subaru fans out there just like me.

[roadracingoldfart]

Being a car mechanic, myself and workmates hate to hear the sound of a friggen WANKEL go past the drive to REPCO (next door) they leave it idling at about 3500rpm and its just such an annoying sound.
Well ..... i was having a slightly bad day one time and felt like it was time to piss somebody off as id been copping it all day from customers (dont ask) so i went over to have some fun with the little toerag. I saw him at the counter and in a big clear voice said to one ot the shop staff, "hell if that was my car id try to tune it so it would idle a bit better" , the toerag walked out of the shop in disgust but that peeved me off more than anything as i was trying to improve my day lol.
A few days later he was back and i saw this guy follow the toerag into the carpark in a slightly agitated mood. He yelled at the toerag and he ran into Repco and left the car idling outside. The other guy reached into the car , took out the keys and threw them onto the roof of the building and i almost pissed myself cracking up at that, it was brilliant. He just drove away happy. Now why didnt i think of that aye ????