Your best "Dissing boy racers" story.

[NC]

When I owned "the" A100 I used to give those boy racers a run for their money on the way home up Karori rd.

I was heading to tga not to long ago, I just got out of paeroa heading towards the Karangaheke gorge, noticing a new model holden getting closer,so I fanged it. Up around the 190 mark just before the yummy twisty bits the traffic was backing up, so I gave em a wave and buggered off into the traffic.
Stopping at the waikino, grabbing a beer a sit down and a smoke I gave them a cheerful 'cheers' as they drove past

Since I've had the gender specified plate on the bike, I get more 'dudes' showing me that they might have big balls.

[TOTO]

I think some of the biggest f-wits on the open road are over-weight 50 something males in late model commydoors. Either that or I am some type of gay magnet as they insist on riding up my arse

Go on let the 'Honda' jokes commence....

+1 on that. Amen !

I hate them fuckers they thing they own the road, no signals, no respecto to anyone, bastards. they make me --> and I wanna -->

[sunhuntin]

Regarding the boyracers I'm with the ignore the fuckers to be honest.

What pisses me off are drivers who takes to the passing lanes accelerating like a tractor... So fucking annoying. Sometimes I can't help myself and stay in the left lane and "undertakes" and then pulls out right to complete my passing before they've even gotten up to a 120 km/h.

Or the wankers that speed up when you hit the passing lanes so you have to accelerate to license loosing speeds in order to pass. (And you just KNOW that they'll drop back down to 95 km/h when the passing lane is over).

o yeh... i fugging hate slow overtakers!!

last time i was coming back from new plymouth [and i was already in a shit mood] i was overtaking everything in front of me. a few k north of wangas, i came up behind this car... right about the point the twisty bits seem to start. due to the corners, i could overtake, and every single passing lane, they would floor it [on a non passing lane they were doing like 90...]
i ended up sitting right on their tail from a "passing lane 2k" sign, and getting closer each distance sign after that. finally hit the passing lane and i moved right... and again they floored it. i was all hunched up behind the screen going hell for leather... ended up doing about 130k just to get past... pulled back in right before an 80k corner. i my 500!

another funny one i had was the van [someone else on here was with me at the time] who moved right into the passing lane... with NOTHING to overtake!! we both ended up undertaking them to get past.

[rwh]

One of my most annoying trips was in a 1300 Escort. I got stuck behind a car that did 80 all the way. Unfortunately, almost all the passing lanes are uphill ... where this car kept happily doing 80k (it didn't speed up), but on the hill, my poor little car wouldn't do any more than that. I eventually crept past, getting some annoyed looks from the driver, since I was effectively cutting him off.

Richard

[T.W.R]

Back in about 93' I had a twat in a SS commadore ( bug catcher through the bonnet, bodykit, fat feet etc) try to out drag me heading up the Kilmog into Dunedin needless to say he got left behind once in Dunners I pulled over at a servo and started to gas the bike up and happened to look up just as said 'common door' limped past sounding like a tractor sounded like it had dropped at least 2 cylinders

[MaxB]

A few years back I was on a stretch of the then new urban motorway (the same bit as I got ticketed for 70 in an 80 before cop realised the road was fully open and the 80k signs were up).

A Skyline full of hoons was tailgating me, the driver thought I wanted a race but I was only pulling away from the lights in my usual way. At the last set of lights before the open road he pulled alongside at the red.

I may have given the impression I was up for a race. Revving, staring across at them, crouching low on the tank etc.

As the light went green I nailed it hard to 80, let him catch up and overtake and blast off down into the dip in the road right into the arms of a police checkpoint. I'd estimate he was on 140-160 when he saw the cops. I can still remember the smell of tyres as he locked up desparately trying to bring the speed down.

To make matters worse he overshot the checkpoint by a few car lengths. I didn't even get stopped. Cops did not look impressed.

I had seen them setting up about 15 minutes earlier when I went past in the other direction when dropping off a parcel at the airport.

I didn't feel bad at all 'cos he was giving me the finger as he overtook plus there was plenty of time to slow if he was looking where he was going.

[EnzoYug]

Best thing I do is ignor the little fuckers... it right royally pisses them off...

I rev the guts out of what ever I'm on... really give it a shitkicking. I'll take it to 8,000 and stare the guy down with my best "Im the fucking stigg today" look.

Then when the light goes green - I wait. 2, maybe 4 seconds. At least until they're a cloud of smoke and far in the distance. Then at the next set of lights I fliter right up past their car (if they're at the front all the better) sit right in front of them, and ride at speed limit -5.

After all, power is nothing without control.
(and Hyobag's don't have either :P )

[Badger8]

I rev the guts out of what ever I'm on... really give it a shitkicking. I'll take it to 8,000 and stare the guy down with my best "Im the fucking stigg today" look.

Then when the light goes green - I wait. 2, maybe 4 seconds. At least until they're a cloud of smoke and far in the distance. Then at the next set of lights I fliter right up past their car (if they're at the front all the better) sit right in front of them, and ride at speed limit -5.

After all, power is nothing without control.
(and Hyobag's don't have either :P )

That is the best fun in the world, but you've gotta watch out. Sometimes they get really twitchy/agro, and will ride RIGHT on your back rubber. i have seen a skyline full of munters literally scrub the back tire with their bumper once. At that point the bike realised "hrm, i best move now" and shot off about 10 times faster than the skyline could muster.

It is great fun to see them bust a nut and think they've won (even though you weren't even moving) and then just casually filter past them and lose them in traffic

[sAsLEX]

That is the best fun in the world, but you've gotta watch out. Sometimes they get really twitchy/agro, and will ride RIGHT on your back rubber. i have seen a skyline full of munters literally scrub the back tire with their bumper once. At that point the bike realised "hrm, i best move now" and shot off about 10 times faster than the skyline could muster.

It is great fun to see them bust a nut and think they've won (even though you weren't even moving) and then just casually filter past them and lose them in traffic

Heard of someone fucked off with a tailgating prat that at the next red light he rolled the bike back, clutch in lots of revs drop the clutch and melted the prats front bumper with a big burnout before taking off on the green

[Badger8]

Heard of someone fucked off with a tailgating prat that at the next red light he rolled the bike back, clutch in lots of revs drop the clutch and melted the prats front bumper with a big burnout before taking off on the green

Pure class!

[sAsLEX]

Pure class!

Not as class as Duckman? who had a prat behind him, at the lights put the bike on the stand walked back to the car leaned through the window pulled the keys out threw them over the nearest house and hopped on the bike and took off!

[Badger8]

Not as class as Duckman? who had a prat behind him, at the lights put the bike on the stand walked back to the car leaned through the window pulled the keys out threw them over the nearest house and hopped on the bike and took off!

awesome!

If only i had a bigger set of cohones, but i'm too damn nice for my own good most of the time. Have only had a go at one dickhead whilst on my bike so far, and he dropped prettymuch as soon as i turned around and opened my mouth. Kinda hard to pick a fight with someone 6 foot 2, well over the ton, and already dressed head to toe in body armour

[Big Dog]

My favorite is definitely, and round here regular:
On the scooter, give them the nod and pull in hard on the back brake, then when the lights go green give it shit.

Unless by some miracle they actually know how to drive you own them up to 50kmph.

About 55 they pass you like your standing still. Even better when you see a speed camera van down the road and keep them pinned until they are in line.

[Banesto John]

I used to have a Gilera Runner 180. It was a 2 stroke beast, that looked like my nana's shopping trolley.

It did 0 to 100 in bugger all, then not much more. In fact, the speedo was tragically over optomistic. It seems the Italians like to think they are going fast, when they actually aren't.

Anyways, it was quick, but not fast, if you know what I mean. I loved pulling up at lights and leaving the "lesser endowed" car enthusiasts in my cloud of blue smoke. I can't imagine it was fun for them to be left behind by a scooter.

Sold the scoot because I wasn't using it enough, but it was sure fun at the time, not least because it shrank a few boy racers penises.

[warewolf]

Too many fun ones over the years.

Hmm, best is probably when I had the TDM850 and the route to my house from the motorway involved quite a few dog-legs, round-a-bouts and speed humps, all to stop it being used as a shortcut. So I'd been taking the speed bumps faster and faster, until they smoothed out at around 110km/h. One night Riceboy gets on my tail making lots of noise, so I play with him, egg him on, roll the throttle on slowly so he thinks if he gives it death he'll have me. Too busy watching me to notice the speed bumps... BANG BANG! slams the front end of the car into the speed bump at some god-awful speed...gotcha! Repeat until he gets tired of getting sucked in and slamming the car into the bumps, then when you hear him brake hard for the next one, roll on the throttle and fuck off outta there.

Or there was the bloke on the motorway cutting people up at speed. I show him how it's done without pissing everyone off, then he decides to have a drag race. So I sit on his tail, cheekily zip up level with him in the left lane when he passes the last car. When he runs out of puff, I start changing down gears, loudly revving on the downchange going through each one so he can hear them all and realise I was sitting quite a few gears up when I kept up with him. Then I nailed it redline in full throttle through the gears to 200 then returned to a normal 110 cruise. He caught up with me but didn't pass me again. To add insult to injury, my wife was riding pillion and we had the panniers on.

Lost count of the number of V8s that had mechanical failure trying to keep up on long highway hills (Aussie land). Blowing them into the weeds is not nearly a rewarding challenge as encouraging them to valve-bounce their pride and joy into oblivion...

The rule when dragging cars (and Harleys) is "no down-changes" otherwise it is too one-sided. Okay, it's always too one-sided but at least I feel I've "dipped my hat" to courtesy. So if they are stupid enough to take you on at the lights when you are in first, then good luck to them! I'm still surprised (shouldn't be) how even a modest motorcycle in top gear will deal to a tricked-up tin-top.

When I was a young fellah we used to stir up the hoons at the lights. Rev up the car - and the hoon - check there's no-one behind you and grab reverse. While the lights are red, pop the clutch. Every time the other guy will race off through a red light. Meanwhile we fall about laughing, particularly when there's a cop within sight of the intersection.