Quote Originally Posted by Turbo Bong
Have a remote controlled explosive charge that you can manually disarm before riding. Got your napalm in the tank too.

Muuuhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

I always thought some sort of extending arm thing that punches up through the seat and thrusts a hand grenade up the arse of the would be thief... Although what if it went off accidently on your way to work or something