Bike rally ancedotes
Curently gathering ancedotes from bike rallies with a view to piecing together an interesting book some day. You knoe the stuff that happens at rallies, stays at rallies, well the kids may like to read about it someday ;-)
Things like the classic "got into the wrong tent", or " forgot to put foot out and fell off" or worse.
Total anonymity with names and places , so if you've got anything funny, stupid or just plain dumb that comes to mind, from event to, at and from N.Z bike rallies, send it in. TIA.
"I want to thank you lord, so far this day. With your help i haven't been impatient, lost my temper, been grumpy, judgemental, or envious of anyone. But i will be going out in a minute and i think i will really need your help to start my bike. Amen."
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Originally Posted by the mouse
Never mind indeed! Anyway what do you mean "a couple"? You were there too, that makes three - I have video proof. 
we all thought as she went on to explain why...blah blah blah anyways after a few more rums she accompanies me back to my tent......
well what i thought was my tent but turned out to be my mates tent who was roughly..i think..in the middle of a pretty memorable shag with his missus,his missus starts ranting as she was pretty much all revealed and next thing the titty comp winner is giving me a slapping screaming "what kind of a sick fuck are ya" etc,accusing me of trying to get her to have a 3some
Get over it..........she only interested me when she said she was your mother.
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