Hirsuit men look pretty normal and ride the largest, noisiest and scariest bikes...Its the hirsuit women thing that really sends me screaming into the street.
Oh and my very hairy Aunty rides a scroter! She looks like shes got buckwheat in a permanent head lock. Bitch so hairy that when she went to the zoo, they tried to throw her back in with the bears. Her hair dresser usually decides to stop perming at her shoulders for fear of doing her whole back!
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
You know what really grinds my gears?
When you are tootling along with your foot under the gear lever, then some moron cager does someting stupid and I go to change down, but the brain works in reverse for some illogical reason, and I change up.
That's what dosen't grind my gears, but gets a really bad stalling sensation...![]()
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
You know what really grinds my gears?
Those X-ray specs you used to buy out of the comics.
I save up forever to buy these things and when I finally get'em I couldn't see inside my son's belly. See, I wanted to see if he'd eaten the last TimTam, cos I told him I wanted it.
Boy I tell you that really grinds my gears.
While you sit there liking things just cos' everyone else does, I'll be standing up here keeping it real.
you know what really grinds me gears?
I spend all this money buying expensive bottles of whiskey, congac, rum, tequilla etc, and the bottles never last! When are they going to invent ones that have some sort of magic never emptying capacity?
And that kids, is what really grinds my gears!
"And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."
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