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Thread: What grinds my gears. Issue 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Almost as hideous as the scooter in Jims memorial park!

    Just trying to get this thread back on topic for Jim....
    I don't know if there can be a cohesive topic that refers to scooters and gears at the same time.

    I think the subjects of plagiarists of the plagiarists may shed some light though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Hairy, hairy people!! Just hideous.
    Be very careful where you go with that. Hirsuit people generally neither ride scroters or park in the Jim2 Memorial Motorcycle Park.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Be very careful where you go with that. Hirsuit people generally neither ride scroters or park in the Jim2 Memorial Motorcycle Park.
    Hirsuit men look pretty normal and ride the largest, noisiest and scariest bikes...Its the hirsuit women thing that really sends me screaming into the street.

    Oh and my very hairy Aunty rides a scroter! She looks like shes got buckwheat in a permanent head lock. Bitch so hairy that when she went to the zoo, they tried to throw her back in with the bears. Her hair dresser usually decides to stop perming at her shoulders for fear of doing her whole back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Be very careful where you go with that. Hirsuit people generally neither ride scroters or park in the Jim2 Memorial Motorcycle Park.
    I like the 'scroters' but I think 'hairsuit' would be better.

    A pedantrist will be along shirtly to point out it shud be 'hirsute'. but that's wrong,, because weir talking about a mail.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    You know what really grinds my gears?

    When I miss the clutch totally on a gear change, that really grinds my gears!
    You know what really grinds my gears?
    When you are tootling along with your foot under the gear lever, then some moron cager does someting stupid and I go to change down, but the brain works in reverse for some illogical reason, and I change up.
    That's what dosen't grind my gears, but gets a really bad stalling sensation...
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    You know what really grinds my gears?
    Those X-ray specs you used to buy out of the comics.
    I save up forever to buy these things and when I finally get'em I couldn't see inside my son's belly. See, I wanted to see if he'd eaten the last TimTam, cos I told him I wanted it.
    Boy I tell you that really grinds my gears.
    While you sit there liking things just cos' everyone else does, I'll be standing up here keeping it real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EnzoYug View Post
    Everyone hates pedestrians?
    Not entirely true! I like a good percentage of the female peds walking through New Market.

    Most of them i'd like to make my special friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    If you're a n00b to motorcycling; welcome. If you own a brand spanking red-with-silver-flames GPX250R (never forget the "R"), then well done. Lovely motorcycle.

    If you've ridden your new bike to work for the first time and parked in the Jim2 Memorial Bike Park, then may I compliment you on your superb taste.

    However next time, don't angle park or I'll be forced to do the old spin the bike on the sidestand trick. That will probably worry you if you see me doing it, but provided I don't throw it on its side, there should be no harm done.

    What grinds my gears. Issue 1a

    There's a Futong Scooter in the the Jim2 Memorial Park that is going to get removed in the next couple of days if you don't sort it. There's no need to abandon a perfectly adequate mode of urban transport because it has a flat tyre. The air went to the top of that tyre on the 21/12/2007. It's 2008. Come and pick your shit up.
    Good on ya mate

    Ps when is issue 2 out?

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    you know what really grinds me gears?

    I spend all this money buying expensive bottles of whiskey, congac, rum, tequilla etc, and the bottles never last! When are they going to invent ones that have some sort of magic never emptying capacity?

    And that kids, is what really grinds my gears!
    "And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."

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