What grinds my gears. Issue 1

[Trudes]

I once had a scooter. Someone at work moved it so they could park their motorcycle where I had parked. I thought it was exceedingly arrogant. Cars hate bikes, bikes hate scooters, where is the love?

Scooters hate horses?

[skelstar]

Scooters hate horses?

Scooters hate Helen Clarkes Electoral Office.

[Weaver]

You know that grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his neighbours living room while his neighbours at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well I don't know where it says because the bible is way to long to read.

You know what really grinds my gears?
Nobodys come up with a new preist to the rabbi joke in like thirty years. I mean okay, priest to the rabbi go into the supermarket and the preist wants to buy a ham. The rabbi say, " I can't it eat it", its forbidden, couldn't eat it, its not allowed. Pigs are like super heros to them.
Is it perfect? No. I don't see you coming up with anything, and that people is what grinds my gears

[Swoop]

You know that grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his neighbours living room while his neighbours at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well I don't know where it says because the bible is way to long to read.

You know what really grinds my gears?
Nobodys come up with a new preist to the rabbi joke in like thirty years. I mean okay, priest to the rabbi go into the supermarket and the preist wants to buy a ham. The rabbi say, " I can't it eat it", its forbidden, couldn't eat it, its not allowed. Pigs are like super heros to them.
Is it perfect? No. I don't see you coming up with anything, and that people is what grinds my gears

Thank you Peter Griffin!

[EnzoYug]

I once had a scooter. Someone at work moved it so they could park their motorcycle where I had parked. I thought it was exceedingly arrogant. Cars hate bikes, bikes hate scooters, where is the love?

Everyone hates pedestrians?

[pzkpfw]

Everyone hates pedestrians?

Lowest of the heap are lycra clad cyclists.

[Hitcher]

Lowest of the heap are lycra clad cyclists.

Lycra-clad, overweight, middle-aged treadly riders, if you need to calibrate that heap further. "111kg of sausage in a lycra sack", to misquote the prophet JamesII. Sad. Very sad.

Even sadder than overweight teenage girls in low-rider jeans and boob tubes.

[vifferman]

Even sadder than overweight teenage girls in low-rider jeans and boob tubes.

What about gurrls in their mid twenties, with engineering / computing degrees, who have enormous waterwings, very bleached hair, a food fixation, and low-rider jeans? :spudwhat:
(I just need to know, so I can tell her what Hitcher sez).

[Weaver]

Thank you Peter Griffin!

You know what really grinds my gears?
This Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits, you know. You're up there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer, so what am I supposed to do? What do want, you know? Are we gonna go out? Is that why your leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my face, huh?
What do you want, Lindsay? tell me what you want?
I'll tell you what you want. You want nothing. You want nothing all right? Because we all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is... is just bogus.

[imdying]

I once had a scooter. Someone at work moved it so they could park their motorcycle where I had parked. I thought it was exceedingly arrogant. Cars hate bikes, bikes hate scooters, where is the love?

That's not cool. First in first served, providing you're parked correctly then that's the end of it. Someone moving my scooter so they could park their bike would find their seat on the wrong end of a craft knife

[vifferman]

Someone moving my scooter so they could park their bike would find their seat on the wrong end of a craft knife

That's not cool.

[imdying]

That's not cool.

Yes, to be honest, I'm not actually that nasty straight off the bat... they would have to consistently move my correctly parked scooter before I got that much of a bee in my bonnet. Fortunately I don't actually have a scooter, and my work provides parking for anything I bring into town Besides, I'd probably just boot their precious bike that was so more deserving of a parking space than mine, over

[vifferman]

Yes, to be honest, I'm not actually that nasty straight off the bat...

Fairy Nuff.
I have, on occasion, moved the odd scooter. But only the odd ones, mind, and then only if they were parked very inconsiderately.
And then only very slightly, so as to allow other two-wheeled conveyances to share the park.

To move it somewhere else altogether just so I could have the park all to myself would be most rude.

[imdying]

Yeah, if I parked my scooter like a wanker, then I'd expect to be treated as such... but if someone continually moved my little scooter just cause it was a little scooter, that'd raise my ire. I've no particular love for scooters, but they're still someones property, and not mine to touch.

[Hitcher]

What about gurrls in their mid twenties, with engineering / computing degrees, who have enormous waterwings

What are these "waterwings" of which you speak? One presumes you are not referring to those inflatable tubes one inserts one's arms through whilst indulging in aquatic pursuits?