Ride to Auckland (11 Jan)

[007XX]

Hopefully, she's got something to give you.

Hmmm...I love a build up of anticipation...I get all warm and fuzzy inside...

Yeah, definitely.

Sweet!

[Blue Velvet]

Hmmm...I love a build up of anticipation...I get all warm and fuzzy inside...

No juices on the seat please Miss, I'm done licking it clean today

[Patch]

It's a fuckin' 750km high-speed motorcycle ride in the dark. What's with this 'safe' bullshit?

Dunno which way you go south to Wellywood but obviously the hella of a long way round.


Its only a 6.5 hr ride, BV should be here by midnight, if she leaves at 5pm.

Depends how long it takes her to get ready I 'spose, with putting her face on, lippy, eye thingy me whatsit, tuck here an a tuck there . . .

[007XX]

No juices on the seat please Miss, I'm done licking it clean today

I would never ask you to lick a seat, that would just be disgusting!

[Blue Velvet]

Depends how long it takes her to get ready I 'spose, with putting her face on, lippy, eye thingy me whatsit, tuck here an a tuck there . . .

Grrrrr

I'm packing... My clear visor

No point freshening up beforehand, it's going to be a hot ride

[Blue Velvet]

I would never ask you to lick a seat, that would just be disgusting!

But, but, but... Oh never mind. Is it time yet?

[jrandom]

Dunno which way you go south to Wellywood but obviously the hella of a long way round.

Oh, I have all sorts of ways to go south to Wellywood.



But Miss Velvet was going to go over the Rimutakas and then get onto SH54 back to SH1, which is a bit further than the 650km direct route up SH1 (710km according to the Wises website, if you insist on accuracy).

I guess that'll learn me to not leave myself open to having my hairs split by the nitpickers...

Its only a 6.5 hr ride, BV should be here by midnight, if she leaves at 5pm.

That's what I told her. If she's late, there shall be no chocolate pudding!

Depends how long it takes her to get ready I 'spose, with putting her face on, lippy, eye thingy me whatsit, tuck here an a tuck there . . .

... ironing the pink lacy panties, wiping down her motorcycle seat, etc.

Yes.

[Blue Velvet]

If she's late, there shall be no chocolate pudding!

If you don't eat yer meat, how can you have any pudding??!?

... ironing the pink lacy panties, wiping down her motorcycle seat, etc.

All done. I knew in advance, see

[jrandom]

If you don't eat yer meat, how can you have any pudding??!?

I think you mean, if you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. After all, how can one have any pudding if one doesn't eat one's meat?

Personally, I like to consume it behind the bike sheds.

[Blue Velvet]

Road trip ADHD

[Patch]

not being nit picky at all young fulla - merely stating 750km is a friggin scenic route past all the tourist spots.


I very rarely ever go straight down SH1 - way too slow that way.

[Blue Velvet]

Personally, I like to consume it behind the bike sheds.

Oh.

My.

Gosh.

[007XX]

Personally, I like to consume it behind the bike sheds.

Oh now, that's classy!!! How about in the back of a ute?

[Sully60]

I think you mean, if you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. After all, how can one have any pudding if one don't eat one's meat?

Personally, I like to consume it behind the bike sheds.

You yes you.

Stand still Laddie!

[cowpoos]

Oh, I have all sorts of ways to go south to Wellywood.



But Miss Velvet was going to go over the Rimutakas and then get onto SH54 back to SH1, which is a bit further than the 650km direct route up SH1 (710km according to the Wises website, if you insist on accuracy).

So...hw2...then after norswood turn onto HW50?? [hw 50 to napier is faster than carrying on,on hw 2...then napier-taupo [hw54]...if you turn on to hw27 and tirau it also shaves a good amount of time off the trip to aucks...and I discovered in my trips from the wairarapa...that was the fastest route by a long shot! next quickest is through the gorge...and on to HW1 via feilding...and up through national park.

Happy riding chick!!