Ride to Auckland (11 Jan)

[Blue Velvet]

We looked after her reeeaall good once she got here

Apart from the maggots in the salad, what's up with that?



Edit: The salad was O for Orsome. There were no maggots. I repeat, there were no maggots. They were actually walnuts...

[vifferman]

I think the wasp actually drowned in the fly spray, rather than perishing from its insecticidical qualities.

She shoulda finished up with lighting the final blast from the Raid can.

I must hunt me out a wsasp nest. Yeah, I know, "WTF is a wsasp nest?!?" I couldn't be arsed fixing the early-morning keyboard dyslexia.
It's SO much fun nuking the buggers!

Actually, it should be every Kiwi's sworn duty to kill these unwanted, problematic and dangerous pests. Seriously.

[jrandom]

If I had tits it'd be different...

[Blue Velvet]

After seeing the look in her eye when given a can of Raid and a live target, I'm not going to let Blue Velvet play with guns.

Pleeeeeease?

[jrandom]

Pleeeeeease?

Actually, if you do like guns, just go apply for your NZ Firearms Licence. The folk who hang out in this thread will be happy to help with advice and whatnot, I'm sure.

[Blue Velvet]

The road's lame.

It just had nothing going for it eh.

Still, another notch on my headboard of motorcycling...

[Blue Velvet]

All this talk makes me think a road trip is in order soon!!

Do it, do it, do it...

[007XX]

And yet I get let loose with that same can of spray and all I get is "keep it away from the food!"

If I had tits it'd be different... (I wouldn't leave the house...)

Imagination taking over....stand by caller... No farkin' way man...Sorry, but it would definitely NOT improve anything! You'd be quite an ugly chick, you know!

*you're allright as a bloke though...*

Apart from the maggots in the salad, what's up with that?



Edit: The salad was O for Orsome. There were no maggots. I repeat, there were no maggots. They were actually walnuts...

Eat your blueberries and be quite woman! *luv ya lots sweet...*

Bwahahahaha...ran out of blingo again for you I'm afraid...

[jrandom]

*you're allright as a bloke though...*

Oh, right.

As opposed to some, you mean?



*sniff*

[Blue Velvet]

Sorry, but it would definitely NOT improve anything!

Mental picture of a wish gone wrong...

Lop-sided, lumpy boobs anyone?

Eat your blueberries and be quite woman! *luv ya lots sweet...*

Bwahahahaha...ran out of blingo again for you I'm afraid...

"I'm all outta bling
I'm so lost without it..."

[Blue Velvet]

And yet I get let loose with that same can of spray and all I get is "keep it away from the food!"

Dude, you need some target practice

[007XX]

Oh, right.

As opposed to some, you mean?



*sniff*

If I recall correctly, the actual discussion when I posted this little fella ( ) which troubles you so much, was about you practicing some form of sexual act, hence my distaste at the mental picture this brought to my mind...

It was your assumption in thinking I was generalising this comment to my perception of your physical attractiveness.

Happy now?

[ManDownUnder]

Dude, you need some target practice

I have a handy dandy shooter - you got any openings for me to practice using it?

[jrandom]

Happy now?

No.

I'm going to milk this one for all it's worth.

[ManDownUnder]

Oh, right.

As opposed to some, you mean?



*sniff*

Funny - I read it is me paling alongside your splendor.