From Britain? Aye, but I'm not a Pom.
As for whingeingThe New Zealand Winter is as mild as a Scottish Summer! And all I hear is complaints - youse dinnae ken when ye've got it guid!
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Scotsman on a German
From Britain? Aye, but I'm not a Pom.
As for whingeing
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Large Falcon Collider
Think I see what/who you're getting at koba.
I wonder about the shape KB has taken recently.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Po ta toes
You're right, we don't!Originally Posted by McJim
As for whingeing
And if we don't like it we can always move to Australia and whinge about everything that makes Aussie Aussie!!!
Scotsman on a German
Too funny - "New Zealand is too wet, I'll move to Australia - the weather is lovely, whaddya mean it's illegal to water the garden?"You're right, we don't!
And if we don't like it we can always move to Australia and whinge about everything that makes Aussie Aussie!!!
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Rest In Peace
My ancestors arrived from England in 1828. They came to tame the savages so you guys could come and not be eaten. They dont seem to have made a very good job of it but at least you wont become a meal now.
Last of a dying breed
Port Hedland where The Pier Hotel is in Guinnes Book Of Records as the pub in the world where most murders have happened... Visited 20 odd years ago and stayed 3 months. And also did the Coffin Cheaters Whim Creek run. What a blast all of it!!!
Oh and NOT a pom!
Toxteth O'Grady
Put me on the Pomme list...
NZ aint perfect but its better than Manchester on a pissy wet winters day.
Psyclepath
'nother Pom here, originally from Warrington (but grew up in Cambridge so I was well used to Asian tourists before I got here) - imported by my Kiwi missus in 2003 and now have a little "Briwi" boy.
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
L-Plate Rider
supposed im classed as a pomme but im actually cornish! nz is good, blenheimites are unfriendly and my great discovery of a lifetime is;
women are just as loopy whichever hemisphere they come from
One, two free, floor!
Not only a Kiwi... I'm from The 'Naki!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Highway Biker
English from South West London. Been here for just over a year now with my Kiwi partner (she did her 10 years sentence in London with me) and loving it. Great people, weather and roads - what more can I say.
We're in no rush to go back there - as long as I can get a couple of trips a year back to see some footie and me mates I'll be sweet.
Deus ex ukulele
All quality. And class.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
MX Dad
Born in Suva, Fiji, to a dad from Kent and a mum from Cheshire, on a joint RAF/RNZAF airbase so I have both NZ and Pome passports. Wonder if I can go back to Fiji (was only there a few months) claim an island and set up an annual TT?
clmintie 1, Grim Reaper 0
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Look Ma, no hands hehehe
Another true blue kiwi born in the Naki.
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This was quite a good thread
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