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    Verdana is a very clear font but is very ugly, much like a glass sculpture of Helen Clarke.

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    [QUOTE=Kemet;1400031]
    Quote Originally Posted by c4. View Post



    Along that line I got this on from a lecturer when in a class at teachers college. If you are not familiar with Dunedin this may not make sense tho the quotes above should help....

    Having sex after childbirth is like throwing a banana into the octagon.
    or throwing a sausage up [insert street name here]


    sweating like a rapist always goes down well.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    sweating like a rapist always goes down well.......
    Much prefer the slightly less offensive sweating like a whore at happy hour.

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    nah, sweating like a pedo at a playschool is the best

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    She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 legs missing.

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    With teeth like that she could eat a pie through a pickett fence!

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    Huge shot rejection in the Basketball and Carfino says:

    'Don't be bringing that lemonade to a grown man's party'.

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    Born in the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down.

    Is that even an anology? cut me some slack school was long ago.

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    Anal orgy - where?
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    All the personality of a bucket of snot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Anal orgy - where?

    Local honda dealership.

    Or red baron.

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    It's not that they don't like you.. it's just.. well, let me put it this way. Way someone steps in something what a dog's done they tend to say, whoops I stepped in a Mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marknz View Post
    more cheek than a fat mans arse
    More chins than the Chinese phone book.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    How Cool??? As cool as a bucket of diarohia

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