Best analogy competition.

**MisterD** · 23rd July 2008, 16:50

Phil Liggett at the TdF:

Any time now, those cars will be ordered out of the way to give those riders a chance. All the carrots will be taken out of the fruit bowl.

What a legend

**Drew** · 23rd July 2008, 16:51

That'll go down like a cup of cold sick!

**ukbandit** · 23rd July 2008, 16:55

faster than you can say "petrol price increase"

**Indiana_Jones** · 23rd July 2008, 17:43

Sweating more then a nigger in a cotton field

-Indy

**shafty** · 23rd July 2008, 18:05

As useless as an ashtray on a motorbike

This (eg) hill goes on and on like an ex wife

As camp as a row of tents

**avgas** · 23rd July 2008, 18:26

As pretty as Aunt Helen

**Murray** · 24th July 2008, 08:45

Speaking of Helen

Shes as hot as a skunk on heat

**avgas** · 24th July 2008, 08:58

As open as ground zero

**Murray** · 24th July 2008, 09:02

useless as tits on a bull

balls as big as water melons

1/2 a sandwich short of a picnic

**avgas** · 24th July 2008, 09:30

As positive as the fonz

**NOMIS** · 24th July 2008, 09:40

Originally Posted by Swoop

You are familiar with the "5 monkey theory"?

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm!

Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here ...

... and that's how company policy begins.

"Face like a pavement pizza".

Becasue like humans , Mokeys are scared of failure and bcome to scared to try or to let others.. Once one fails they will tell others that they will fail to for trying the same things. annnyways

Any way carry on with the analogies. SOME ARE GREAT!!! :-)