Best analogy competition.

**Big Dog** · 27th January 2008, 23:02

Verdana is a very clear font but is very ugly, much like a glass sculpture of Helen Clarke.

**yod** · 27th January 2008, 23:17

[QUOTE=Kemet;1400031]

Originally Posted by c4.

Along that line I got this on from a lecturer when in a class at teachers college. If you are not familiar with Dunedin this may not make sense tho the quotes above should help....

Having sex after childbirth is like throwing a banana into the octagon.

or throwing a sausage up [insert street name here]

sweating like a rapist always goes down well.......

**Big Dog** · 27th January 2008, 23:25

Originally Posted by yod

sweating like a rapist always goes down well.......

Much prefer the slightly less offensive sweating like a whore at happy hour.

**motorbyclist** · 28th January 2008, 00:02

nah, sweating like a pedo at a playschool is the best

**Big Dave** · 27th February 2008, 18:41

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 legs missing.

**Maha** · 1st March 2008, 15:45

With teeth like that she could eat a pie through a pickett fence!

**Big Dave** · 1st March 2008, 15:58

Huge shot rejection in the Basketball and Carfino says:

'Don't be bringing that lemonade to a grown man's party'.

**skidMark** · 1st March 2008, 16:10

Born in the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down.

Is that even an anology? cut me some slack school was long ago.

**Mikkel** · 1st March 2008, 16:29

Anal orgy - where?

**Ducman** · 1st March 2008, 18:17

All the personality of a bucket of snot

**skidMark** · 1st March 2008, 18:24

Originally Posted by Mikkel

Anal orgy - where?

Local honda dealership.

Or red baron.

**Nagash** · 2nd March 2008, 00:31

It's not that they don't like you.. it's just.. well, let me put it this way. Way someone steps in something what a dog's done they tend to say, whoops I stepped in a Mark.

~BlackAdder rocks!