More "Big Brother" plans by Govt

[nodrog:Me]

....... with un-planned preggies being made an offence.

stealing shit and writing on walls is an offence, it still doesnt stop them does it.

[Disco Dan]

stealing shit and writing on walls is an offence, it still doesnt stop them does it.

Imagine having to pay a $4000 fine for an unplanned pregnancy...

Sure make all the youn'uns wear a rubber...

Not like you can 'hide' a baby... oh crap.. prob have heaps of babies thrown off bridges etc... so all the *insert stereotypical low socio-economic group here* dont have to pay the fine...

[Maha]

stealing shit and writing on walls is an offence, it still doesnt stop them does it.

What kinda sick bastard would Steal Shit??
Let alone try and write on walls with it?....Blankets yes!...Walls no!

[Ixion]

Imagine having to pay a $4000 fine for an unplanned pregnancy...

Sure make all the youn'uns wear a rubber...

Not like you can 'hide' a baby... oh crap.. prob have heaps of babies thrown off bridges etc... so all the *insert stereotypical low socio-economic group here* dont have to pay the fine...

Easy solution. Government by law adds contraceptive pill to all water supplies. Only the Speights brewery has an exception. So, chicks remain non-preggers. Guys that drinks Speights are OK. Those that don't drink Speights are probably homos anyway, so a dose of fanny pills will probably be right up their (back) alley.

And the population will be maintained by the small but elite and refined group of chicks who drink Speights. Who obviously are exactly the sort of people we want as the nations Mums.

[Disco Dan]

Easy solution. Government by law adds contraceptive pill to all water supplies. Only the Speights brewery has an exception. So, chicks remain non-preggers. Guys that drinks Speights are OK. Those that don't drink Speights are probably homos anyway, so a dose of fanny pills will probably be right up their (back) alley.

And the population will be maintained by the small but elite and refined group of chicks who drink Speights. Who obviously are exactly the sort of people we want as the nations Mums.

I vote IXION for Government ! ! !

[nodrog:Me]

Easy solution. Government by law adds contraceptive pill to all water supplies. Only the Speights brewery has an exception. So, chicks remain non-preggers. Guys that drinks Speights are OK. Those that don't drink Speights are probably homos anyway, so a dose of fanny pills will probably be right up their (back) alley.

And the population will be maintained by the small but elite and refined group of chicks who drink Speights. Who obviously are exactly the sort of people we want as the nations Mums.

thats far more fesible than Disco's idea

[nodrog:Me]

What kinda sick bastard would Steal Shit??
Let alone try and write on walls with it?....Blankets yes!...Walls no!

a Fecalfiliac

[Ixion]

What kinda sick bastard would Steal Shit??
Let alone try and write on walls with it?....Blankets yes!...Walls no!

This sort of bastard

[Usarka]

Bet anyone a choccy fish that 99% + of the "anti-social" kids will be little boys.

And the "training courses" will be designed to turn them into (second class) little girls.

One has to wonder if there is a correlation between the lack of male role models and the increase in "anti-social" male youth behaviour.....

ditch the PC crap at schools and encourage men back into the teaching profession.

[The Pastor]

fixing the symptoms and not the cause, go labour.

[Disco Dan]

One has to wonder if there is a correlation between the lack of male role models and the increase in "anti-social" male youth behaviour.....

ditch the PC crap at schools and encourage men back into the teaching profession.

well im one less male teacher in schools.. too much PC crap...


lol prob best that im not a teacher.. or a flipping role model though!

[awayatc]

So the plan is:

Give anti-social people an incentive to breed by linking benefits with number of children.

Wait till each kid from these families is at school age and then intervene.


our government is fucked in the head.

Breeding is indeed a career option sad to agree....
teenaged "mums" get petrol allowances and special childcare etc just to finish highschool.
Better-easier and cheaper for em then normal school....