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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Hmm... you are right, it's pretty hard to find an everyday application. Impossible really. Yep ok.
    However your post was very valid...

    It did present another quite useless fact

    ...and that's a fact!
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    And apparently, when sneezing, your eyelids will close involuntarily, otherwise you may pop your eyeballs out.
    Yes.
    It's actually almost impossible to keep them open when sneezing. I've found though that when you're driving, (where you apparently travel some ridiculous distance with your eyes shut when you sneeze) with a bit of practice you can shut one eye when you feel a sneeze coming on, and keep the other open when you actually sneeze.

    Sneezing with a fullface helmet on is just whack! To eliminate nose spooge on the inside of the visor, always open it before you sneeze.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    The gravitational acceleration varies with your position on the planet due to differences in density of mass of the earths crust, mantle and core.
    And the planet you are on at the time
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    Quote Originally Posted by homer View Post
    its possible that when in orbit ,after a year you have then travled aprox 2 seconds in to the future
    Thats nothing, got to the states and you get a day back
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    The warthog has a corkscrew-shaped penis.
    errrr...... so does a pig?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    When I pronounce mum-in-law in English it comes out FUCK OFF YOU ANNOYING FUCKEN BITCH!!!
    Does she have one of those fancy Maury names??
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    Hitler based his appearance on Charlie Chaplin

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    And the planet you are on at the time
    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Thats nothing, got to the states and you get a day back
    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    errrr...... so does a pig?
    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Does she have one of those fancy Maury names??
    Here's a useful fact... useful for you at least:

    "The multi-quote function has been implemented on this forum."
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    KELIM is the longest word that you can make in scrabble if you have the letters MIKKEL in your trivit. (It is the name for a well known group of flat-woven rugs.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Here's a useful fact... useful for you at least:
    "The multi-quote function has been implemented on this forum."
    Bah, that's for people that do not want to claim the page.
    I suggest that if you do not like my page full of responses. Get a big monitor. I have not achieved more than 10 in a row yet though.........not that im setting goals or anything
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    . I have not achieved more than 10 in a row yet though
    Is that because you run out of shit to say?

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    Nah, shit's a sustainable resource. There's always more of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Nah, shit's a sustainable resource. There's always more of it.
    I know - I read KB.

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    And post. And post.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Is that because you run out of shit to say?
    No the shit is easy, its forming it into words with muddy fingers thats the problem
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