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    One uncomfortable ride

    Real hot day at work, one of my chainsaw has melted tar stuck to the bottom of it so it was a bit warm. I finished the job, went home where the wife wanted the HRV system turned on (it had been broken), meaning a trip up into the ceiling and a crawl around.
    Roof temp was over 35 and I was short of time so I took off my already sweat filled chainsaw pants, clambered up into the ceiling, crawled across, turned the system on then got out of there. Put the chainsaw pants back on and jumped onto the trusty bike (ahem work vehicle) to do a quote. 3 minutes into the ride my legs felt funny, then I realised what it was, fucking pink batts stuck to my legs, what a bitch of an itch!!!! was only a 10 minute ride there, half hour looking over a job and 6 minutes to get back but jesus it was such a distraction. Way worse than monkey butt or a full bladder.

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    The fluffy pink trousers must have looked a sight

    Richard

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    That's a mental image that will scar young children, or those of a delicate constitution.

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    i bet you got the job done in record time though!
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    Even the mere thought of pink bats were they shouldn't be made my throat go dry.
    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-90)

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    Quote Originally Posted by swbarnett View Post
    Even the mere thought of pink bats were they shouldn't be made my throat go dry.
    With anticipation..........?
    "I was really into bestiality, sadomasochism, and necrophilia, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RON SOAK View Post
    With anticipation..........?
    In sympathy.
    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-90)

    "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending to much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

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