Caption contest (30 January)

**skelstar** · 30th January 2008, 14:56

Somebody ate all the chicken-strips

**Nagash** · 30th January 2008, 15:15

Passer-by 1: Oh my! Is he riding that women in public?

Passer-by 2: Err hunny, I think there's a trike under that women.

**EnzoYug** · 30th January 2008, 15:38

If you use a cellphone on the forecourt - you're a fucking idiot.

**Monsterbishi** · 30th January 2008, 15:50

Rider says to pillion:

"I'm only getting 20 miles to a tank of gas, I'll book it in for a service when we get home"

**Krayy** · 30th January 2008, 16:10

Gary's efforts to build a radical custom to pull a chick had backfired badly, but at least she came with make-do earmuffs for him if it got cold.

**Macktheknife** · 30th January 2008, 16:20

Now that is a FAT arse end!

on the bike too

**shafty** · 30th January 2008, 17:22

"No Ma the tires WON'T pop, they're REALLY big"

**PrincessBandit** · 30th January 2008, 17:26

Just hope that with that size at the back, she's not the exhaust!

**Hitcher** · 30th January 2008, 17:41

Yes, your arse does look big on that.

**Squiggles** · 30th January 2008, 17:47

An arse that'd make a srad proud.

**MSTRS:Me** · 30th January 2008, 18:11

Finally accepting his knee problems, Jed cleverly solved the problem of how to hold the bike up.

**Chrislost** · 30th January 2008, 18:33

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

I just really don't know what to say....

(Other than I'd rather see a Hayabusa put down then have that happen to it. All the other motorbikes must laugh at it...

With a missus like this you need the extra contat patch else your tyres wear themselves out.

**Oakie** · 30th January 2008, 18:35

See Winona, I told you if we put on those huge shiny wheels and got you to wear you tightest shorts, people would be so busy looking at the back of the bike that they wouldn't notice it doesn't have upside down forks.