Losers who can't drive [Rant I guess]

[SuperDave]

it was queeeeer eh!

I never got what the pun was in the unfamiliar text section... my mate said it was the part about 'avoiding a collision...' erg

the essay questions suited what I knew alright, but they were toootally not what I was expecting eh...

Hell yeah, I managed to finish all the essays but only had 30 mins to finish unseen, getting only 2/3 of it done, bugger. When I first saw the questions I was like "Eh?! WTF?" but they were not too bad after a bit of thinking.

The pun was either on the words 'rotation' well thats what I put or 'collision' as in your friends case.

Wow, this thread really has taken a turn

[Ms Piggy]

I was on my way to my exam today going along at about 55 - 60 in a 50kph zone. I notice that this large American type ute is behind me and following quite close, so when it becomes safe to do so I moved over to the left so that the guy could pass me safely.

Not a good experience just before an exam. Hope it went ok though.

I don't usually give way to tail gaters - maybe it's my pig headedness & it may be risky but, I think 1 of the best peices of advice I was given when I 1st started riding was "Ride like you own the road." The advice giver wasn't meaning like an arrogant thoughtless twat, she was meaning use the whole road b/c I am as much a part of the traffic and has much right to be there as anyone else.

If someone thinks I'm going too slow in a 50k zone, when I'm going the speed limt, they can go get knotted. On the opoen road it's different though.

[muzz]

Are you saying my Pajero is small and insignificant?!! How dare you turd brain,I bought this vehicle to give me authority and respect - and if I don't get the respect I deserve on the road...well stuff you too! I make my own rules and do as I please - if you don't like it,then just stay out of my way!

doesn't pajero mean wanker in spanish

[Sniper]

doesn't pajero mean wanker in spanish

No it doesnt, and I wouldnt recommend saying that at the mo

Gutted to hear about the tail-gater, pity we cant lob dynamite of other high explosive devises into the deck of those wankers and blow them off the road.

What really pisses me off is on the open road when you go into gravel and there are about 5, 30kph signs up, so being on a bike I slow down to the speed limit and there is always a wanker behind you that toots or follows really close with the intent to pass you. And that really pisses me off. I have no problems then just going down a gear and giving it a little gas with the hopes of sending a gravel storm to smash their windscreen and make them forever cower and know that bikers deserve more respect.

Ok, I guess I had my rant. I feel better now.

Oh yea, Where abouts in Picton are ya muzz, havent seen you around.

[scumdog]

Are you saying my Pajero is small and insignificant?!! How dare you turd brain,I bought this vehicle to give me authority and respect - and if I don't get the respect I deserve on the road...well stuff you too! I make my own rules and do as I please - if you don't like it,then just stay out of my way!

How can you expect respect if you drive a vehicle with a name that means "wanker" in another language

[Quasievil]

I want a Hum-Vee!!!

Having just returned from the states you wanna see the Wankers that drive those things they are everywhere all done up, talk about remurea tractors ? they got nothing on las vegas tractors, un bloody real

oh yeah I drive a pajero to !!!

[Motu]

How can you expect respect if you drive a vehicle with a name that means "wanker" in another language

I always wanted a car with my name on it.

[scumdog]

I always wanted a car with my name on it.

Good retort Motu,

[vifferman]

A very similar thing happened to me last week, on my beautiful blue VFR. (Did I mention I have a new bike? And that it's beautiful?) Anyway, I was riding down Onewa Road at lunchtime, in the right-hand lane (because there's always cars parked in the left lane during the day). Up ahead, there's one of those trucks with the big arrow indicating the left lane's blocked. To my left, and behind me, there's a black SS Commode ute. When he finally wakes up and sees the sign, just as I'm nearly by the truck, he speeds up, whacks his indicator on, and just manages to squeeze between the truck and me. But only because I braked very hard to avoid the tail of his ute. I was REALLY pissed off, so I tootled him vigorously. So he brakes, which is really stupid, because I'm still only about a metre from the rear of his ute. Fuckwit. I braked again, and barely managed to avoid a collision.

Wish I'd been on some big mofo Harley...


Still makes me angry thinking about it. All he had to do was slow down or stop, and pull in behind me. Wanker.

[scumdog]

Oh man, this really pissed me off.

I was on my way to my exam today going along at about 55 - 60 in a 50kph zone. I notice that this large American type ute is behind me and following quite close, so when it becomes safe to do so I moved over to the left so that the guy could pass me safely.

The asshole has plenty of room to pass me the moment I moved over, there were no other cars and the road was even 2 lanes at the time, what does this wanker do, he goes and passes at the LAST damn minute just as the two lanes merge into one! I had to break and swerve to avoid him side hitting me.

I gave him a one fingered salute , and the bastard even has the nerve to break once he is in front of me and show me the finger out his window.

This really pissed me off, just had to get it out.

At least I know it wasn't me - I'm too far away and I don't drive like that anyway PLUS I own a large American pick-up truck and not a UTE.

They are an Aussie thing IMHO, ask a yank what a utility is and he'll point to the nearest electrical company, water dept. or whatever.

[scumdog]

I was REALLY pissed off, so I tootled him vigorously.

So F/S, your new bike is a 1962 Honda going by that quote from the owners manual? Did you tootle him with more vigour? and shout "Hi Hi" too? l

[muzz]

No it doesnt, and I wouldnt recommend saying that at the mo

Gutted to hear about the tail-gater, pity we cant lob dynamite of other high explosive devises into the deck of those wankers and blow them off the road.

What really pisses me off is on the open road when you go into gravel and there are about 5, 30kph signs up, so being on a bike I slow down to the speed limit and there is always a wanker behind you that toots or follows really close with the intent to pass you. And that really pisses me off. I have no problems then just going down a gear and giving it a little gas with the hopes of sending a gravel storm to smash their windscreen and make them forever cower and know that bikers deserve more respect.

Ok, I guess I had my rant. I feel better now.

Oh yea, Where abouts in Picton are ya muzz, havent seen you around.

living in house bus at moment. working at ferry terminal .coming back to picton the other day was followed by blue american pickup he was on my tail. i just speed up abit and he stayed there so put the hammer down and got out of the way.thought he was a wanker too

[Sniper]

living in house bus at moment. working at ferry terminal .coming back to picton the other day was followed by blue american pickup he was on my tail. i just speed up abit and he stayed there so put the hammer down and got out of the way.thought he was a wanker too

Cool, havent seen your bike around. Yea I have seen that wanker in the blue dodge or something isnt it. Wanker has something against bikes and is alweays out to piss you off if you are on one. I tried passing hi on the elevation and the wanker sat in the middle of both lanes and swerved to stop me passing. He fucking deserves to be I couldnt follow him either and piss him off cause I was late for work.

Piss him off when you see him.

[scumdog]

Cool, havent seen your bike around. Yea I have seen that wanker in the blue dodge or something isnt it. Wanker has something against bikes and is alweays out to piss you off if you are on one. I tried passing hi on the elevation and the wanker sat in the middle of both lanes and swerved to stop me passing. He fucking deserves to be I couldnt follow him either and piss him off cause I was late for work.

Piss him off when you see him.

Dob the prick in!! He might take out somebody less experienced than you with those sort of "tricks", even he doesn't get 'done' the fact he has been pulled over might give him the message

[avgas]

But i have heard that sparkplugs work just as good.
deals to panels and windows alike.
Fuck wheel drives shouldnt be on the roads unless u use them for a purpose.
But i grew up on a rural areas - and most of the smart fuckers have RWD truck/ute.

also in reference to big american utes (hahahahahahaha),
feel insecure in other areas?
hehe

Smoke ya lata