Losers who can't drive [Rant I guess]

[rodgerd]

also in reference to big american utes (hahahahahahaha),
feel insecure in other areas?

I encountered one of those "gotta be in front" fuckers on the way out to Mount Bruce on Sunday. White Isuzu ute, crap mustache, and passing on yellow lines because he was desperate to be in front. (Not to mention pulling along side me and swerving to try and into my spot in traffic...)

It's a pity he didn't stop up top of the hill, because I was going to saunter over and ask, "2 inches? 3? Because you've gotta be compensating for something with driving like that!"

[SuperDave]

I encountered one of those "gotta be in front" fuckers on the way out to Mount Bruce on Sunday. White Isuzu ute, crap mustache, and passing on yellow lines because he was desperate to be in front. (Not to mention pulling along side me and swerving to try and into my spot in traffic...)

It's a pity he didn't stop up top of the hill, because I was going to saunter over and ask, "2 inches? 3? Because you've gotta be compensating for something with driving like that!"

HA HA HA. *Adds that to his list of insults* I'm so gonna use that one day.

[crashe]

This male pulled out of a company/warehouse driveway straight in front of me this morning as I was toodling along the road.... He even had to cross to the other side of the road from where he was to do this.
I had to hang on all brakes to stop.... He never even looked.
I tooted long and hard at him and still he never looked up.....

So then I decide to go past him and yelled "Oi you F**kwit" and gave him the universal finger...

Well he just about sh*t himself cos he didnt see me come up beside him...

So hopefully he will realise and start to look around him when he is driving....

So this dude is "blind and deaf" and also driving a vehicle....
You have to wonder how some people get their license's.... must have won a raffle ticket...lol.

[NC]

I like it when they look you in the eye and pull out infront of you at intersections.

My favorite thing to do, is get infront of them and do 30kms Keeping a close eye on them, so if they try to speed up and pass me.. I speed up so they can't they get the idea, that I'm very fucked off.

[Blakamin]

I tend to drop a gear, go flyin by next to them and tap on their window...then give them the finger and point for them to stop.... they never do tho

[vifferman]

So F/S, your new bike is a 1962 Honda going by that quote from the owners manual? Did you tootle him with more vigour? and shout "Hi Hi" too? l

Yeah, that's it. I skipped the "tootle him melodiously" and went straight to the "tootling with more vigour". No time to piss around.

Next would have been the shouting "Hi Hi" directly in his ear while vigorously "Hi Hi" -ing him in the groin, but he turned the corner after I followed him for a while.
I would've liked to have tootled him vigorously on the side of the head....

I dunno... I tend to try to avoid confrontation, but this was a deliberate and dangerous act, and I'm still pissed off about it. What's the point in me riding carefully and defensively, if there are people like this allowed on the road? :spudwhat:

[SuperDave]

I like it when they look you in the eye and pull out infront of you at intersections.

That happens so often, its like they look to see the face of the person they might kill as a result of their bad driving.

"Hey, don't mind me, I'm just looking so I can see what you look like before I knock you over, you know? Before and after type of idea..."

Crazy fuckers who can't drive

[Indiana_Jones]

Rangitoto in form 6th. Are you also on the shore and at school?

Glenfield in 7th form

-Indy

[SuperDave]

Glenfield in 7th form

-Indy

True, you should have posted a reply in my 'Shore College Riders' thread. Gareth_d proposed us 'shore college' riders go for a ride sometime. You must know Magua, maybe if keen you guys come with?

[igor]

Are you saying my Pajero is small and insignificant?!! How dare you turd brain,I bought this vehicle to give me authority and respect - and if I don't get the respect I deserve on the road...well stuff you too! I make my own rules and do as I please - if you don't like it,then just stay out of my way!

that MOTU is one of the few people in Noo Zeeland who has a special "K" endorsement on his licence. This endorsement doesn't relate to wearing spectacles but he must sit on a cushion at all times when driving a motor vehicle, bloody dangerous looking through the steering wheel.

The only time he don't have to sit on the cushion is when he is doing his other job as a test driver for AFX slot cars.

[Motu]

that MOTU is one of the few people in Noo Zeeland who has a special "K" endorsement on his licence. This endorsement doesn't relate to wearing spectacles but he must sit on a cushion at all times when driving a motor vehicle, bloody dangerous looking through the steering wheel.

The only time he don't have to sit on the cushion is when he is doing his other job as a test driver for AFX slot cars.

Bastard!


The Pajero has a height adjustabe seat,thats the only reason I got it.Shit,remember those bloody Pommy cars - Super Minx's,Austin Cambridge and Vauxhalls? I used to have to look under the steering wheel!

[igor]

Bastard!


The Pajero has a height adjustabe seat,thats the only reason I got it.Shit,remember those bloody Pommy cars - Super Minx's,Austin Cambridge and Vauxhalls? I used to have to look under the steering wheel!

yeah i had a PA vauxhall for a while.

whatta machine. I still think ya would need the cushion with the seat right up in the Pajero, even if ya put a momo on it.