New BMW Police bike

**rodgerd** · 23rd November 2004, 21:00

Originally Posted by marty

if you stand out to be as much of a loser on the street as you do on here, then it's no wonder....

Hmm, let's see. Someone who trawls around the Internet wishing cops dead has trouble getting them to come to attend burglary clean-up. Enough to make me believe in Karma.

**scumdog** · 23rd November 2004, 22:51

Originally Posted by Hitcher

[Pedant alert]: That should be "anyone hear of the bike..."

Hitcher, you remind me of the old (black and white TV old) Batman series where in the middle of a Zap! Kapow! Biff! type fight Batmen would correct Robins grammar "Easily Robin, it's easily, you should have said 'you crooks won't get away with this as EASILY next time instead of easy'" Splat!!! "Gosh Batman, thanks for correcting me" Biff!!! "Yes Robin, good grammar is of paramount importance"Kapow!!

**spudchucka** · 24th November 2004, 10:10

Originally Posted by WINJA

IVE BEEN ROBBED AN AVERAGE OF ONCE A YEAR FOR THE LAST 6 YEARS LIVING IN AUCKLAND AND NOT ONE COP HAS TURNED UP YET IVE CALLED 111 AND EVERY COP IS BUSY, THEIR JUST TO BUSY HANDING OUT POINTLESS TICKETS, LIKE FAILING TO INDICATE FOR THE FULL 3 SECONDS OR 112 KMH ON THE NORTH WESTERN.

OR MAYBE THEY JUST KNEW IT WAS YOU.

**marty** · 24th November 2004, 16:07

MAYBE IT WAS THE CAPS DOING THE RABBERY.....

**aff-man** · 24th November 2004, 16:21

Originally Posted by marty

MAYBE IT WAS THE CAPS DOING THE RABBERY.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Always wanted to have a go on a cop bike. The old school honda ones. I mean they say the bike shouldn't way more than 3 times your weight but at 400 odd kg's thats like almost 7 times my weight.
Only seen 2 cop bikers (going the other way). Gave them a wave and they waved back.

**SuperDave** · 24th November 2004, 17:21

Originally Posted by WINJA

IVE BEEN ROBBED AN AVERAGE OF ONCE A YEAR FOR THE LAST 6 YEARS LIVING IN AUCKLAND AND NOT ONE COP HAS TURNED UP YET IVE CALLED 111 AND EVERY COP IS BUSY, THEIR JUST TO BUSY HANDING OUT POINTLESS TICKETS, LIKE FAILING TO INDICATE FOR THE FULL 3 SECONDS OR 112 KMH ON THE NORTH WESTERN.

Hey Winja, check this out; http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=1#CAPSLOCK

**Sycophant** · 25th November 2004, 22:35

Originally Posted by Bykey Cop

For those of you that are interested, here are a couple of pics of the new BMW R1150 Police Bike. This is the one I rode during my 2 day course last week and hopefully my new one wont be too far away.

That's a pretty good looking bike...

I was walking past the police garage in Hobson St the other day and two bike cops rode out side by side, and just as they did - I am not making this up - my iPod kicked into the CHiPs theme song. It was incredibly surreal, I just started laughing to myself, as I watched them right up Hobson and turn right.

Go Poncho!

**igor** · 29th November 2004, 15:06

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

Nice BC, Nodman was saying he likes the R1150 alot more than the ST1100...... what are the pluses and minuses????

Have the Police finally forked out the cash for the radios???

NODMAN says he likes a BMW. I'll frame those words.

**igor** · 29th November 2004, 15:07

Originally Posted by spudchucka

There aren't any based in P.Nth. They tend to be utilised on city motorways mainly.

on wear ya live

soco course & PN

ya slipping

**igor** · 29th November 2004, 15:09

Originally Posted by rodgerd

I think you'll find they carry shitloads of gear - first aid kits and the like. You wouldn't want to be the cop who arrives first at a crash and stand there with your dick in your hands, after all.

lots and lots of ticket books.

**igor** · 29th November 2004, 15:10

Originally Posted by marty

yeah - both of them are. and you'd better hope like hell you packed some luv lube if they ever happen accross you

i'll get the bitch for ya and we will drag him along to the 10 High Club and have lots and lots of fun wif him

**igor** · 29th November 2004, 15:12

Originally Posted by marty

if you stand out to be as much of a loser on the street as you do on here, then it's no wonder....

its gotta be his big "PICK ME' I'M A LOSER" sign attached to his shoulders.

**igor** · 29th November 2004, 15:15

he must be a real loser as not even Lou is supporting him.

BMW R1150RT bike V Jappa. get a real rider on it and I will put my monet on the RT thru a set of twisties. Telelever is just superb, the brakes are awesome and the twin just pulls like a schoolgirl on her first date.