My idiot husband (Mike748)....

[woodybee]

Ohhhhhhhhh buggar....... yep leave him in the dog-box ........ and demand sex from him for the next 365 nights..
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When I take the plunge again and get married, it would be at 365 nights and a few quickies as often as possible.....Just gotta find the right man to do it with.......any 38-45 year old takers......must be 5ft 10 plus, with a glint in your eye, a remarkable kind and sweet natured dude, superb in the sack, loaded with dosh, well balanced mental state, prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider.....dark wavy hair, green/blue eyes, sports enthusiast, well outdoorsey, emersed in great hobbies, and a wannado, non-boring man.

Not too much to ask for surely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G'nite all, Woodybee signing off......OOOOOOOOOO did I mention its my birthday at the Brass Monkey/Chilly Gorilla Weekend........

[Mr Skid]

When I take the plunge again and get married, it would be at 365 nights and a few quickies as often as possible.....Just gotta find the right man to do it with.......any 38-45 year old takers......must be 5ft 10 plus, with a glint in your eye, a remarkable kind and sweet natured dude, superb in the sack, loaded with dosh, well balanced mental state, prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider.....dark wavy hair, green/blue eyes, sports enthusiast, well outdoorsey, emersed in great hobbies, and a wannado, non-boring man.

Not too much to ask for surely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G'nite all, Woodybee signing off......OOOOOOOOOO did I mention its my birthday at the Brass Monkey/Chilly Gorilla Weekend........

You should like the new Bikern1mpho

[skidMark]

BWAHAHAHA Another pissed off wife bitching about hubby on KB, fuck i love it when this happens!

[Bikernereid]

Shoult that be you sound like the new bikern1pmho? Cos if so you are so way off the bloody mark..









I didn't want a bloke of that age or with that hair

In fact didn't want a bloke at all but ended up with the best one ever. Love my OWNER, and yes I would roast his balls for binning his bike on an anniversary as well. But would be more concerned about his health and the health of his bike to be pissed for too long.

You should like the new Bikern1mpho

[Mr Skid]

Shoult that be you sound like the new bikern1pmho? Cos if so you are so way off the bloody mark..

Don't pick on me, I'm dyslectic.

[slowpoke]

...I was a lovely wifey and bought him a beautiful book on motorcycles for our anniversary (1st anniversary = paper, you see)

Haha, I can see the signs already, having been similarly afflicted with Ducati Lustamortum, a not so rare motor borne disease that insidiously overwhelms a persons cognitive thought processes.

You see in his own special way he was reminding you that when you own a Ducati the first (and every) subsequent anniversary is signified with lashings of carbon fibre, not paper....

Now, there are two forms of "treatment". I won't go into any detail but suffice to say that buying said carbon fibre is a much cheaper option than formal therapy.

[Bikernereid]

and like the way you didn't include the rest of the quote!!

Don't pick on me, I'm dyslectic.

[Dooly]

prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider

...Woohoo.......I'm in.

..I'll just ask the missus first.

[Mikkel]

Well that will put a heap of guidance counsellors out of business...

I mourn the imminent extinction of guidance counsellors!

Seriously though, I've never been able to grasp that idea. Sounds like another awesome idea from the USA - bit like war on terrorism, obesity and hypocrisy.

[MsKABC]

Hope everyone is on the mend soon, bubba is doing well and that fella treats you to somefin nice to make up for things

Thanks No.1. Bubby is doing really well Let's just hope he doesn't develop his father's propensity for wrecking motor vehicles (there's a long history of that )

We managed to salvage the day and it ended up being quite a nice anniversary for both of us. Jim will be pleased to know we're not divorcing over it. (Who wants half a broken Duc anyway? )

As for the damage to the bike and how it happened, Mike will tell the story so much better. I'm tempted to go outside and take some sneaky pix, but I'll leave that to him too.

I think I was also upset about the bin because I really like that bike too and one day I hope to be able to ride it. I've always loved Ducs

[MsKABC]

You see in his own special way he was reminding you that when you own a Ducati the first (and every) subsequent anniversary is signified with lashings of carbon fibre, not paper....

Aaaah, so that's where I went wrong? I'm happy to give carbon fibre gifts in future, provided I get carbon fibre's big brother, Mr. Diamond, in return

[MIXONE]

Aaaah, so that's where I went wrong? I'm happy to give carbon fibre gifts in future, provided I get carbon fibre's big brother, Mr. Diamond, in return

Top comeback.

[discotex]

...well balanced mental state, prefarably a ducatti or triiumph rider.....

Looking for a man that doesn't exist love

[Edbear]

Yea, I think the title and the post has a nasty sexist theme to it. Try starting one called "My idiot wife" and see what happens

But you call it something like..."My wife can be so cute..."

[owner]

Shoult that be you sound like the new bikern1pmho? Cos if so you are so way off the bloody mark..









I didn't want a bloke of that age or with that hair

In fact didn't want a bloke at all but ended up with the best one ever. Love my OWNER, and yes I would roast his balls for binning his bike on an anniversary as well. But would be more concerned about his health and the health of his bike to be pissed for too long.

I reserve the right to crash my bike when ever I want thank you
But you can roast my balls any time would you like gravy
with them

and like the way you didn't include the rest of the quote!!

Bust out the rest of the quote jandal boy