Riding on the beach on my dirt bike when i was 14ish i hit a jump that threw me off the seat a wee bit and i landed on the tank using my balls to break the fall!
Weekend cruiser
Riding on the beach on my dirt bike when i was 14ish i hit a jump that threw me off the seat a wee bit and i landed on the tank using my balls to break the fall!
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Did you crash?Originally Posted by No FX
oooooooooooo lala
hmmm had one or two slightly painfull moments....
One I can vividly recall is on the cbr600 I had...
So clutched up a nice standup wheelie. As the bike reaches a good decent height I think the back hit a puddle and let go.. I grabbed some clutch but unfortunately the improptu burnout had made the bike drop back down... fast... and the little lunge left me in the air.... So I managed to come back down on the back of the tank... on my nuts... Had to pull over and have a wee sit down after that little mishap...
Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...
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God damn. Those pics are really something.
I was unaware that balls could take so much damage before giving out.
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that comment did it for me (cringe)
BTW how thin is the metal of those tanks?
Full of Titanium go-fast bits!
Would you like to see some pics of what happens when they do give out?
I'll post my ultrasounds if anyones interested? :P Even got the exact dimensons of each of my boys!
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Mainlander in Exile
I know it is not funny but I'm sitting here with my legs CROSSED, laughing and cringing at the same time.
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Yep why not.
Hardcore Biker
I know what you mean doin the sameI know it is not funny but I'm sitting here with my legs CROSSED, laughing and cringing at the same time.
Forum whore
Where are my ball pics, Winter?
Weekend cruiser
very nearly! managed to stop and jump off and spent the next 10mins curled up in a ball on the beach
"How fortunate for governments that the people they administer do not think"
"At least black people knew when they were slaves, you remain clueless" - Doug Stanhope
Hardcore Biker
i'll try find the pics of my brother's fxr crash when an islander pulled out into a meridian right in front of him and sent him flying..nearly popped one. no shit.
original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.
Hardcore Biker
Ah FFS no more please!
Hardcore Biker
yeh he did that too, showed me the patch of oil, coolant and vomit in the middle of the road. feckin' awesome.Ah FFS no more please!
Full of Titanium go-fast bits!
Sorry buddy - started this thread at work - and don't exactly carry em round with me. I'm home now, but don't have digital copies of them, just the ultrasound sheets. I'll have a go photographing them tomorrow against the window. For you.
For those interested, my tank looked like the ones posted, and the damage consisted of splitting leftie open, internal bleeding leading to a large hematoma.
Plus the 9 fractures/breaks/dislocations and a solid dose of concussion
"And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."
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